The Sunday Only Thread

[Didley Squat]

Sex in Honda's, nuns in filthy habits, sheep shagging.......

Sundays will never be the same

You guys need some churchin up!
Slide on down to the Tripple Rock Church for a good time!

You git ta church, boy!
…. and shake your blues feather!

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[Wooperts_duck]

What I want to know is, who put the itching powder in Elwood's undercrackers ?!

 

[Didley Squat]

What I want to know is, who put the itching powder in Elwood's undercrackers ?!

He’s got crabs!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

but dem crabs is undersized yesum boss, we needs Forrest Gump's boat to catch dem big ones axe him

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Still no sign of the reverend at church again. That's three weeks running he has failed to turn up.

He is slacking a bit, isn't he ?!

 

[Didley Squat]

Dearly beloved,
The Reverend works in mysterious ways to spread the hic word of the gin bottle type thingy.

I offer all parishioners of this congregation, sweet fa! But will welcome another collection, to be taken up by lay persons Woops & Rog, our trustworthy bunch.

Don’t be cheap, dig deep!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Dearly beloved,
The Reverend works in mysterious ways to spread the hic word of the gin bottle type thingy.

I offer all parishioners of this congregation, sweet fa! But will welcome another collection, to be taken up by lay persons Woops & Rog, our trustworthy bunch.

Don’t be cheap, dig deep!

Don't be funny, we've got no money.......

Don't be posh, we've got no dosh.........

Don't be flash, we've got no cash.........

Don't be crackers, we've got no ackers.......

 

[Didley Squat]

Don't be funny, we've got no money.......

Don't be posh, we've got no dosh.........

Don't be flash, we've got no cash.........

Don't be crackers, we've got no ackers.......

Do the rhyme,
Do the time!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Woops Woops he's our man
Defending us from a Didley scam

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Didley, Didley give us a wave, Didley, give us a wave

 

[kiwiqpr]

Did someone say gin
Got any Roku
Or drumshambo

 

[Didley Squat]

Did someone say gin
Got any Roku
Or drumshambo

Roku is a dam good gin!

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[kiwiqpr]

Have you tried the drumshambo
Tis a nice drop

 

[Makemstine Roger]

excuse me this is a religious thread, and us brethren are gathered here to listen to the warblings of our leader , nuno uno Didds the no 1 mostly honest guy, voted down unders closest thing to an angel

 

[Didley Squat]

Have you tried the drumshambo
Tis a nice drop

No, that’s a new one to me.
I’m trying to find a nice gin where the bottle doesn’t run dry.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

No, that’s a new one to me.
I’m trying to find a nice gin where the bottle doesn’t run dry.

WOULD THAT BE A VIR...GIN

 

[Didley Squat]

WOULD THAT BE A VIR...GIN

Haven't had VIRgin since l was a wee lad.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

breaking news
fake faith healers and religious nutters from Auz overtake Nigerians in the scam market, which is estimated to be in the billions,

So please spare a crust of 10.000 donation this christmas for one of your loving sharing parishioners. all donations will be spent wisely on the cruise there

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Captain Diddley's Cruise Company, eh?

"Come with us for a titanic voyage, bring your own gin, the water is free"

 

[Didley Squat]

Have you tried the drumshambo
Tis a nice drop

No, but l just bought a bottle of Roku for one to slurp!