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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You guys need some churchin up!
    Slide on down to the Tripple Rock Church for a good time!

    You git ta church, boy!
    …. and shake your blues feather!

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    Didley Squat, Nov 18, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    What I want to know is, who put the itching powder in Elwood's undercrackers ?! :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 18, 2022
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    He’s got crabs!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 20, 2022
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but dem crabs is undersized yesum boss, we needs Forrest Gump's boat to catch dem big ones axe him
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 20, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Still no sign of the reverend at church again. That's three weeks running he has failed to turn up.

    He is slacking a bit, isn't he ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 11, 2022
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dearly beloved,
    The Reverend works in mysterious ways to spread the hic word of the gin bottle type thingy.

    I offer all parishioners of this congregation, sweet fa! But will welcome another collection, to be taken up by lay persons Woops & Rog, our trustworthy bunch.

    Don’t be cheap, dig deep!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 13, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Don't be funny, we've got no money.......

    Don't be posh, we've got no dosh.........

    Don't be flash, we've got no cash.........

    Don't be crackers, we've got no ackers.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 13, 2022
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Do the rhyme,
    Do the time!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 14, 2022
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Woops Woops he's our man
    Defending us from a Didley scam
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 14, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Didley, Didley give us a wave, Didley, give us a wave
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 14, 2022
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Did someone say gin
    Got any Roku
    Or drumshambo
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2022
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Roku is a dam good gin!

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    Didley Squat, Dec 15, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Have you tried the drumshambo
    Tis a nice drop
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    excuse me this is a religious thread, and us brethren are gathered here to listen to the warblings of our leader , nuno uno Didds the no 1 mostly honest guy, voted down unders closest thing to an angel
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 15, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No, that’s a new one to me.
    I’m trying to find a nice gin where the bottle doesn’t run dry.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    WOULD THAT BE A VIR...GIN
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 15, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Haven't had VIRgin since l was a wee lad.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    breaking news
    fake faith healers and religious nutters from Auz overtake Nigerians in the scam market, which is estimated to be in the billions,

    So please spare a crust of 10.000 donation this christmas for one of your loving sharing parishioners. all donations will be spent wisely on the cruise there
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 16, 2022
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  19. Wooperts_duck

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    Captain Diddley's Cruise Company, eh?

    "Come with us for a titanic voyage, bring your own gin, the water is free"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 20, 2022
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  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No, but l just bought a bottle of Roku for one to slurp!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 22, 2022
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