Captain Diddley's Cruise Company, eh?
"Come with us for a titanic voyage, bring your own gin, the water is free"
So are the icebergs!
Captain Diddley's Cruise Company, eh?
"Come with us for a titanic voyage, bring your own gin, the water is free"
YOU WHAT !!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU !!
I came here to confess my sins if the rev has a spare 10 hours to listen
FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY
how much do you charge a sin i have plenty
erm no i was asking if you want to buy a few
ah but not as depraved or absolutely filthy as these are, a man of your cut could make a fortune with these memoirs, knowing your contacts and depraved circles
Is the church open on New Years Day, Didley?
If not, I'm taking the church takings to the local pub...........
