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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t forget the KY Gel.
    Nurse!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 29, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Are you two going to wear blindfolds ?! :shocked:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 29, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Reverend wears a robe.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 29, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    so its easy for inmates to gain entrance than wearing skinnies:emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 31, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Hotdogs,
    Get ya hot doggies!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 1, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    two please with as much sauce as our mate Diddles has<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 1, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Arrrrrrrrrrrh, your Mister Humerarse!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 4, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i try got to keep people happy
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 4, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Who, my people or your your people ….. or could it be, their people!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 4, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sunday Sunday, da dah, da dee da…..
    All flock are welcome.
    The bigger the sinner, the better!
    Even though holidaying are welcome!
    ( do not wear bathing suits to church )
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 7, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    do i take your confession your holiness, blessing be upon you your saintliness.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 8, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Stop this nonsense, where's the communal wine gone?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 12, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We now have non alcoholic wine, to desist the heathen who keeps stealing the church vintage wine.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 12, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Church vintage wine my arse, it came from Lidl.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 12, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hes only gone and talked some devoted parishioners to transport said wine to his cellar, where he keeps wives 1.2.and 3 nicely chilled


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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 15, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Them fightin words!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 15, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Let me reiterate that the church wine is a true vintage.
    The allocated wine waffler has informed me that buyer can sample the PM ‘afternoon’ label at a reasonable price or go for the top shelf AM label that has matured for several more hours.

    Of course, if you’re looking to have a taste before midday, let me direct you to the previous nights PM extra vintage drop.

    A true masterclass from the Vineyard of Squat.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 15, 2023
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    Morning campers this Sunday morning <badger>
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Apr 16, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy, Apr 16, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Please donate now!
    Donations over 2 pounds are fully tax deductible!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 16, 2023
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