well if its not true then you invested in an inflatable one.
option two get Rog who loves you like a bruv to have a whip round for some blackout curtains and lower watt bulbs
Don’t forget the KY Gel.
Nurse!
The Sunday Only Thread
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Don’t forget the KY Gel.
Nurse!
Are you two going to wear blindfolds ?! 
Are you two going to wear blindfolds ?!
The Reverend wears a robe.
so its easy for inmates to gain entrance than wearing skinnies
two please with as much sauce as our mate Diddles has
two please with as much sauce as our mate Diddles has
Arrrrrrrrrrrh, your Mister Humerarse!
Who, my people or your your people ….. or could it be, their people!
Sunday Sunday, da dah, da dee da…..
All flock are welcome.
The bigger the sinner, the better!
Even though holidaying are welcome!
( do not wear bathing suits to church )
All flock are welcome.
The bigger the sinner, the better!
Even though holidaying are welcome!
( do not wear bathing suits to church )
do i take your confession your holiness, blessing be upon you your saintliness.
Stop this nonsense, where's the communal wine gone?!
We now have non alcoholic wine, to desist the heathen who keeps stealing the church vintage wine.
Church vintage wine my arse, it came from Lidl.....
hes only gone and talked some devoted parishioners to transport said wine to his cellar, where he keeps wives 1.2.and 3 nicely chilled
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Them fightin words!
Let me reiterate that the church wine is a true vintage.
The allocated wine waffler has informed me that buyer can sample the PM ‘afternoon’ label at a reasonable price or go for the top shelf AM label that has matured for several more hours.
Of course, if you’re looking to have a taste before midday, let me direct you to the previous nights PM extra vintage drop.
A true masterclass from the Vineyard of Squat.
Morning campers this Sunday morning 
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