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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Christmas is coming
    The takings are real slim
    A large donation to Didley
    Will absolve you all of sin
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 25, 2023
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Christmas is coming
    The goose is getting fat
    I haven't got any money left
    cos the taxmans a thieving twat
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 25, 2023
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Is the church open next Sunday, Rev? I wanted to come in to pray for the new King Charlie. He needs all the support he can get......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 2, 2023
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    they will be knee deep in the streets of London for the free Charlie
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 2, 2023
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant, you are now being seriously considered for a church promotion OR a free sitting with the nuns (for repentance of course).
     
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    Didley Squat, May 3, 2023
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Your request has been declined.
    We don’t let that type in.
    All pomp and no coin!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 3, 2023
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when you make a little prayer
    you know rev squat is there
    empty your coin and feel the joy
    donations can bring
    when you get an exited 3rd leg
    and the buggers hard as a peg
    the revs nuns can collect that pain
    and ease it away


    from when you wish upon a star
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 3, 2023
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much:
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
    And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

    Famous poem by Mr Kipling (who makes exceedingly good cakes)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 3, 2023
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Order, Order….. The peasant are revolting!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 8, 2023
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    Oi, who are you calling a peasant :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 8, 2023
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the pheasants must be off :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 8, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    where are the nuns, are they in hiding, isn't it time yet for a frolic
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 8, 2023
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    Oh, he said pheasants - that's ok then !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 8, 2023
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    <whistle> either that or i need new glasses
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 8, 2023
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    Ok people, l won’t pussy foot around, l have something serious to say…….

    Donations are down by 33% for the year!
    How the fudge can l ever retire when you tight lot are withholding retirement dollars from the Rev?
    Tight l tell you!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 9, 2023
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    As tight as a duck's arse....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 10, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l was thinking more like a tadpoles ass.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 11, 2023
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he could squeeze the pips out of an orange using the quire boys best muscle as all Clergy like it lustful and tight ....so Ive heard of course ,not casting any aspersions
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 14, 2023
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  19. Taffvalerowdy

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    Normal Sunday service starts later
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, May 14, 2023
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    after the choir boys have had their rise
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 14, 2023
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