I'll give you a tenner for it
Should advertise it on the Nothing 4 Sale thread!
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Should advertise it on the Nothing 4 Sale thread!
What's the theme of your Christmas sermon then Rev ?
dont bend down in a gay bar or gender fluid showers
Hope you are not talking from experience !!
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Don’t listen to the riff raff, dear Woops ole matey, buddy, pal.
The Xmas sermon will be a live demonstration on how not to over drink this festive season.
The first sermon will be in liquid form.
I encourage the flock to join in!
Merry Xmas flockers!
dont bend down in a gay bar or gender fluid showers
My father, brother & l mistakenly walked into a gay pub opposite the hospital where my first daughter was born.
When we finished and went to leave, the bartender offered to push my stool in!
When does the heavy drinking start Rev ?
Your late, hic…… l started drinking 24 hours ago!
the communion wines takes a pounding again
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Just proves the flock are flucked!
As Roger is AWOL this Christmas, who is in charge of the collection plate
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I'll do my best Rev, but i've got to leave half way through the service with Sister Wendy.
So, your doing the collection and Sister Wendy is doing you!
How dare you, Sister Wendy and me are just good friends. It's just that she has a few dirty habits, if you get my drift.....
Sermon for the Day, is …… The Reverend’s bar tab is overdrawn!
Dearly Beloved, we gather here today, to help a lost son, regather his strength and return to the flock.
Please donate your Xmas presents and children, to raise funds to allow our Reverend to rejoin us, on this special day.
Phone your donations thru to 1300DRYREV
NOW!
Dearly Beloved, we gather here today, to help a lost son, regather his strength and return to the flock.
Please donate your Xmas presents and children, to raise funds to allow our Reverend to rejoin us, on this special day.
Phone your donations thru to 1300DRYREV
NOW!