i only keep the books, payments are made by Didley Moore Squat the Turd =DMS 3
The Sunday Only Thread
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Too late now, I'm running down Ryde High Street at the moment with my bookie in close pursuit........
Typical bookkeeper, does a runner when the heat turns up!
Phew ! I got away from him, but he nearly grabbed my particulars...
i have experienced that senario pleasurable when done by a lady
Church Fire Sale!
Tomorrow Only!
Last Day of business.
Tomorrow Only!
Last Day of business.
I've got the petrol that you ordered, Didley !
FFS Friar Tuck, your supposed to get the fire ******ant, not buy petrol you ******!
are you trying to suggest he is a big boned lad with a few extra layers of warmth material
Cheeky devil !! You haven't even paid me yet for the petrol I bought for you to burn down the nunnery next door. I'm ringing the rozzers.
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Squat Ministries is moving into the House of Ill Repute and sharing the rent.
We may be able to share other nicknacks!
Squat Ministries is moving into the House of Ill Repute and sharing the rent.
We may be able to share other nicknacks!
i did hear you would be selling soiled nuns underwear at bargain prices, after you have sampled the merchandise personally
Straight to Confessional for you!
This coming Sunday could be "New Undies for Nuns Day", with all the parishioners bringing in a pair of drawers for their favourite nun. I've already purchased a pair from Victoria Secrets for Sister Ambrosia, hope they fit her 
Think the Confessional will be overloaded this weekend.
why mate ...been a naughty boy again
How many confessions do you get for a fiver, Rev ?