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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    You can always get it on the 'catch up' channel, but the reverend does charge $10 a minute viewing time.
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

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    Extortion Sister Wendy does it for free,shes a durty biach
     
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    Sister Wendy has her own porn channel as well, according to a friend <whistle>
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    No free tickets you will have to pay like everyone else, must earn a crust
     
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    All this bi keeping and talk of filth……..
    You can all go the confession!
    Of course, there will be small entrance fee.
    ( we must earn a crust )!
     
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    You will be putting turnstiles at the church entrance next :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    when you go to confession all you can hear in the box is a beating taking place...Its a wonder his little tadger can take that amount of punishment.:emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    Wow, is that in next Sunday's sermon ?!
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    see the headlines now Vicar of Didly brings the box down due to wrist vibration speed
     
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    Next Sunday’s sermon will be filled with fire & brimstone……. or is that, l will be stoned …… or is that, l’ll be a no-show like the past few weeks.
     
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    i will take the Nuns for tuition, and a few penetrating thoughts
     
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    Penetrating thoughts not allowed, only suggestive thoughts.
    That will be $25.00 thank you.
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    they told me they need lubricating first so i applied WD40 as that's penetrating oil
     
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    Well Rev Didley, both Eric and I as your loyal followers, will be at the church 20 minutes before kick-off, sorry, the start of your sermon to prepare the parishioners for the excitement to come. Please knock twice before entering the vestry though.....
     
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    Very good, Woops.
    The tenner will be in the regular place.
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    there is hell on now, all the best table communion wine has gone its been spirited away, and the word out on the street is the revs nose is redder than Rudolfs
     
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    He only drinks it for medicinal purposes hic!
     
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    the nuns don't need excuses to get pissed, as they know its DS farmers choice sausage time after getting mortal
     
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    Hope you put English mustard on them!
     
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    only on the tip mate it adds that bit of spice to the procedure
     
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