You can always get it on the 'catch up' channel, but the reverend does charge $10 a minute viewing time.
All this bi keeping and talk of filth…….. You can all go the confession! Of course, there will be small entrance fee. ( we must earn a crust )!
when you go to confession all you can hear in the box is a beating taking place...Its a wonder his little tadger can take that amount of punishment.
Next Sunday’s sermon will be filled with fire & brimstone……. or is that, l will be stoned …… or is that, l’ll be a no-show like the past few weeks.
Well Rev Didley, both Eric and I as your loyal followers, will be at the church 20 minutes before kick-off, sorry, the start of your sermon to prepare the parishioners for the excitement to come. Please knock twice before entering the vestry though.....
there is hell on now, all the best table communion wine has gone its been spirited away, and the word out on the street is the revs nose is redder than Rudolfs
the nuns don't need excuses to get pissed, as they know its DS farmers choice sausage time after getting mortal