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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You can always get it on the 'catch up' channel, but the reverend does charge $10 a minute viewing time.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 25, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Extortion Sister Wendy does it for free,shes a durty biach
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 25, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Sister Wendy has her own porn channel as well, according to a friend <whistle>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 25, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    No free tickets you will have to pay like everyone else, must earn a crust
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 26, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    All this bi keeping and talk of filth……..
    You can all go the confession!
    Of course, there will be small entrance fee.
    ( we must earn a crust )!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 27, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You will be putting turnstiles at the church entrance next :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 27, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when you go to confession all you can hear in the box is a beating taking place...Its a wonder his little tadger can take that amount of punishment.:emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 27, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Wow, is that in next Sunday's sermon ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 28, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    see the headlines now Vicar of Didly brings the box down due to wrist vibration speed
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 28, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Next Sunday’s sermon will be filled with fire & brimstone……. or is that, l will be stoned …… or is that, l’ll be a no-show like the past few weeks.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 29, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i will take the Nuns for tuition, and a few penetrating thoughts
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 29, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Penetrating thoughts not allowed, only suggestive thoughts.
    That will be $25.00 thank you.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 30, 2021
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    they told me they need lubricating first so i applied WD40 as that's penetrating oil
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 30, 2021
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    Well Rev Didley, both Eric and I as your loyal followers, will be at the church 20 minutes before kick-off, sorry, the start of your sermon to prepare the parishioners for the excitement to come. Please knock twice before entering the vestry though.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 30, 2021
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    Very good, Woops.
    The tenner will be in the regular place.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 3, 2021
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    there is hell on now, all the best table communion wine has gone its been spirited away, and the word out on the street is the revs nose is redder than Rudolfs
     
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    He only drinks it for medicinal purposes hic!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 4, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the nuns don't need excuses to get pissed, as they know its DS farmers choice sausage time after getting mortal
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 4, 2021
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    Hope you put English mustard on them!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 4, 2021
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    only on the tip mate it adds that bit of spice to the procedure
     
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