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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Should advertise it on the Nothing 4 Sale thread!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 17, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What's the theme of your Christmas sermon then Rev ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 7, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dont bend down in a gay bar or gender fluid showers:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 7, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Hope you are not talking from experience !! :emoticon-0136-giggl :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 7, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 7, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t listen to the riff raff, dear Woops ole matey, buddy, pal.

    The Xmas sermon will be a live demonstration on how not to over drink this festive season.

    The first sermon will be in liquid form.
    I encourage the flock to join in!
    Merry Xmas flockers!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 9, 2021
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    flock in hell
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 9, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    When does the heavy drinking start Rev ? :emoticon-0167-beer:<bubbly> <ale> :emoticon-0168-drink :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 9, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    My father, brother & l mistakenly walked into a gay pub opposite the hospital where my first daughter was born.

    When we finished and went to leave, the bartender offered to push my stool in!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 11, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Your late, hic…… l started drinking 24 hours ago!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 11, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the communion wines takes a pounding again
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Just proves the flock are flucked!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 11, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but arnt all the flock flockers
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 11, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'm flucked if I know !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 11, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    As Roger is AWOL this Christmas, who is in charge of the collection plate
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 21, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Two hands Woops is!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 22, 2021
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    I'll do my best Rev, but i've got to leave half way through the service with Sister Wendy.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 22, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    So, your doing the collection and Sister Wendy is doing you!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 23, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    How dare you, Sister Wendy and me are just good friends. It's just that she has a few dirty habits, if you get my drift.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 24, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sermon for the Day, is …… The Reverend’s bar tab is overdrawn!

    Dearly Beloved, we gather here today, to help a lost son, regather his strength and return to the flock.

    Please donate your Xmas presents and children, to raise funds to allow our Reverend to rejoin us, on this special day.

    Phone your donations thru to 1300DRYREV

    NOW!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 26, 2021
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