The Steve Bruce appreciation thread

Ha ha very true. All of it not just the last part.

To back up my thoughts on why I want the owners to start actions is this…..

1. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. -Nelson Mandela

 

Yeah I can understand that. I think DOF though you need to be confident you have the right person. They will shape and guide your project. If it becomes apparent they are not right for the job then it can take longer to undo what they have done than to put the new person's plans in place. I think that is the position Everton find themselves in, and despite having had a massive cash investment they are now struggling.

 

@Roy Munson

Here's your new avi once we top £100m this month

 

Do any of us really know what’s going on at the club?

I would imagine after a decade and a half of neglect that the whole structure is an absolute mess.I’d also imagine at the moment one of their biggest jobs is to make commercial deals a priority so it will give them the spending power needed to overhaul the playing staff, that’s just me theorising.

 

That’s a good point one of which I have not brought up. We also need a commercial director.

 

Yeah, let me summarise.

New owners walk into offices for the first time to be greeted by several admin workers hoovering the carpets. Where's the cleaners? They asked
What cleaners? Was the response.
You mean there is no cleaners here? They asked
Sports Direct send cleaners to the final game of the season as a bonus but they are asked to clean the offices for said tickets was the response.

Realisation of the task in hand dawned on new owners.

 

Awaiting job offer any day now

 

They still have not appointed any cleaners mate.

 

Your area of expertise. If so your hired. I’m group accountant and head of operations.

 

Just please don't make Roy head of PR!!!

 

They're doing things the correct way, these sort of things take time to get the right people

 

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Seriously mate, that job role is the easiest ****ing commercial role in the North East of England. It would be impossible for me to discuss on detail on here just how ****ing simple yet rewarding for the club that role could be.

 

Let me ask you a simple question. What is your favourite colour?
Blue
But you haven't answered my question, I asked you what your favourite shape was but you refuse to yield.......

 

Can just imagine Roy in that role....

When asked for a response to the plight of non-league clubs going insolvent a Newcastle United spokesman responded.....

**** you small fry!! We've got billions and billions!!!

 

When asked for a response to the plight of non-league clubs going insolvent a Newcastle United spokesman responded..... by raising his eyebrows in a trump like fashion adding "**** you small fry!! we have billions and billions!!!!! They should never have bullied their previous manager that (make up number% here) never wanted in the first place, It's their own fault"

He then strutted out the office looking like he had hemorrhoids in a vince mcmahon fashion.

 

And a technical director and a sporting director

 

Any jobs going at the club for an experienced hitman??


Sorry meant kitman