The Steve Bruce appreciation thread

Glad to see you've finally been released from prison after your last job.....

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Yes there is.

If you look up "close body protection officer" in the recruitment area.

 

Taylor…..what a tit!!

 

^^^^^^^^^ This is Dubravka every time he ****s up at the minute

 

You're talking utter bollocks I'm afraid.


Taylor saved it!

 

*hold's the door open awaiting an influx from the dark side*

 

You can't ask to people to answer yes or no and then go through your explanations each time. You're giving away the fact it isn't a yes or no question!

It's like the question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?" Closed question yes or no?

 

Yes

Explanation: she tried to be a sneaky **** and I discovered she had only been putting 1 sugar in my coffee rather than 2, once she was sparked out I ceased swinging the cricket bat

 

What happened to the Win % stuff?

Seriously bring Bruce back

 

I seem to remember pointing out when our fans were selling Woodman down the river after one clanger, Dubravka wasn’t all that. Was met with a mixture of “he’s top class”, “he’s a different league to Woodman” etc etc. Was told much the same about Darlow being much better. Here we are a few months later and these two have both had a go and done far worse. I have sympathy with all three with the likes of Schar, Clark and Lascelles. But there is no getting away with it, the keeping has been very very poor since we dropped Woodman. We will lose him now of course. We need to go get Henderson I reckon. Might as well go and buy 6-9 players now. **** or bust.

 

Our fans are always the same. No worldie performance and they are automatically ****. This happens time and time again with our youngsters and new signings

 

You need enough sample data mate. Howe hasn’t managed for enough games yet.

 

@Albert's Chip Shop


Could you close this thread please

 

Bruce In

 

Bruce was gash and all sane people know that.

 

Closed at OP's request