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"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." Douglas Adams (author and writer)
What the **** was that ?
The Mayor of Hiroshima
The Mayor of Hiroshima
Watch out for him with the bow and arrow he'll have someone's eye out
Harold Godwinson
Harold Godwinson
David Boon getting sledged about his weight
Boon replied " every time I shag your Mrs she give me a biscuit
Boon replied " every time I shag your Mrs she give me a biscuit
Gentleman, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room
Dr Strangelove
Dr Strangelove
"What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
The supposed last words of Union Army General John Sedgwick before he was shot in the head and killed by a sharp-shooter.
The supposed last words of Union Army General John Sedgwick before he was shot in the head and killed by a sharp-shooter.
"The first person to milk a cow ! What did they think they were doing ?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.
Kevin Keegan
Kevin Keegan
"Next Christmas the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput."
- some jumped-up market stall trader, February 2005
- some jumped-up market stall trader, February 2005
"It was like playing in a foreign country"
Ian Rush on his time in Italy
Ian Rush on his time in Italy