The Quotes place

I am not a shirker, a scrounger, a beggar nor a thief. I'm not a National insurance number or a blip on the screen , " I paid my dues, never a penny short and proud to do so. I don't tug my forelock but look my neighbour in the eye and help them if I can
I, Daniel Blake

 

This was a secret meeting on a secret tour which nobody is supposed to know about. It means that there are men, and perhaps women, in this country walking around with eggs in their pockets, just on the off-chance of seeing the Prime Minister.

Edward Heath

 

I was determined that no British government should be brought down by the action of two tarts.

Harold MacMillan

 

My life has been one long descent into respectability.

Mandy Rice-Davies

Discretion is the polite word for hypocrisy.

Christine Keeler

 

That's about the size of it...

 

I think Pep could smile a bit more and that’s coming from me.

Roy Keane ahead of tonight’s City v Goons

 

When told Lord Astor had denied their affair, she retorted Well he would ,wouldn't he ?
Mandy Rice Davies

 

“On a night we got beaten in the cup by Luton, the staff came in and said, “Clive Clarke has had a heart attack at Leicester”.

‘I said, “Is he OK? I’m shocked they found one, you could never tell by the way he plays”.


Roy Keane

 

“As one door closes, another one shuts."


Howard Wilkinson

 

‘This is Football’ - Magic Mike

 

" Anybody can play . The note is only 20% ,The attitude of the motherfucker who plays it is 80%
Miles Davis

 

"Ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen, he was a cat that really was gone."

Not so much a quote as a new way of teaching Russian history. Following a recent thread, it's a shame that Boney M didn't do a song about the Battle of Hastings.

 

"I am as pure as the driven slush"
- Tallulah Bankhead

 

Let everything happen to you , beauty and terror , just keep going , no feeling is final
Rainer Maria Rilke

 

" I see humans but no humanity "
Anon

 

One sexy lady. Proving that sex didn't start in the sixties. Although it did for me.

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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Bruce Willis

 

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

-Abraham Lincoln

 

Ironically after today's news, maybe not so much now for Bruce

 

“Ah women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent”

Nietzsche