The Pervert Thread

[Billy Death]

Dana (i think)

Aye, that Irish tart what croaked.
Doubt she'd be a canny shag the noo.

 

[mackemwelder]

Sheena Easton, Theresa Bazar (the bird off Dollar) Stevie Nicks (back in her hay day)

 

[mackemwelder]

I even gave the name of the song that she won the Eurovision Song Contest (in 1970ish) with

Didn't need it mate, i recognised her.

 

[Commachio]

Aye, that Irish tart what croaked.
Doubt she'd be a canny shag the noo.

Like lady Di.

The dirty spunk bucket.

 

[Billy Death]

Like lady Di.

The dirty spunk bucket.

Aye, getting shagged off dorty arabs.
What a slag.

 

[mackemwelder]

Kate Bush

 

[Billy Death]

Kate Bush

Another skinny ****er with a squarky voice.
Terrible.

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

Didn't need it mate, i recognised her.

I know that you recognised her, 'cos you said

She hasn't 'croaked' yet, either . . . . as Billy suggested (and she was born in London . . . . not Ireland)

 

[Commachio]

Kate Bush

Not really.

 

[mackemwelder]

I know that you recognised her, 'cos you said

She hasn't 'croaked' yet, either . . . . as Billy suggested (and she was born in London . . . . not Ireland)

I'd still have given her one

 

[mackemwelder]

Nena, that bird who sang 99 red balloons

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

I'd still have given her one

I'd have given her a few

 

[mackemwelder]

I'd have given her a few

Stud or what? mind you, if it was Debbie Harry i think i could rise to the occasion a few times.

 

[Billy Death]

Mavis from Benwell out of Fiesta readers wives.

 

[Commachio]

Nena, that bird who sang 99 red balloons

Great song. She was nowt special.

 

[Billy Death]

I'd like to hump that jock bird Kirsty Young who does the news.

 

[Commachio]

Mavis from Benwell out of Fiesta readers wives.

Remember that thread about bucking, and you were on about that gezers missus who wanted to vidoe?

One of the (if not the) alltime classic threads in the history of this board.

Was funny as **** some of the tales.

 

[Commachio]

I'd like to hump that jock bird Kirsty Young who does the news.

You have the standards of Gil. i. e zero.

 

[Billy Death]

Remember that thread about bucking, and you were on about that gezers missus who wanted to vidoe?

One of the (if not the) alltime classic threads in the history of this board.

Was funny as **** some of the tales.

Aye they were from Low Fell.
Used to film me humping his lass.
Bizarre.

 

[Commachio]

Aye they were from Low Fell.
Used to film me humping his lass.
Bizarre.

That thread was ****ing superb.

Gil and the mum and daughter.

Welder and his neighbours.

You and the weird video couple.

Was a reet laugh.

Remember the 'non gay'thread?

Been ****ing hilarious this forum down the years.