Stick me in a room with all of the ladies off Sky Sports News, the old fat one can go fetch the beers the rest are getting T-Boned.
Had me in stitches at times this place. Id get pissed and post totally random ot threads. And it would just gan haywire. The time i lost a shoe in my condo Still never got solved. I must have hoyed it over the balcony into the pool. **** knows.
Nearly did that when i was working in Vlissingen (Holland) but it wasn't as good as it sounds. My mate had sorted us out with two birds, he took the old wrinkly (mother) and i got the fat munter daughter. We'd gone back to their place, paired off and done the business and i'd crashed on the sofa to be woken by the mother who was bollock naked apart from the gun belt and stockings and playing with herself but she was ****ing gruesome so i told her to **** off back to my mate. Apparently he hadn't satisfied her and she wanted more but i just couldn't face it. That's the only shag i've ever turned down in my life.
You'll get used to people's tastes. Basically if its a fat stinking gusset dripping wrinkled old tub of lard, with blue waffle (never type that into gogle in unsafe mode) Billy and Gil are in.
Laura Brannigan ( when she was alive ) . Victoria Principle ( when she was in Dallas ) oh and not forgetting Gabrielle Drake in THAT outfit from U.F.O.
"never type that into gogle in unsafe mode" Comm thats akin to "whatever you do do not press this button"
