The Pervert Thread

[Gil T Azell]

Judging by your usual standards. Your opinion on sexy birds is akin to sticking your cock on the bbq.

I have looked at the possibilities.

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

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Rachel's awful . . . . don't watch this, mind https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2KjuSPC0tFg&ved=0ahUKEwj9zMrH3IfSAhVFVBQKHS9bDtgQFggiMAM&usg=AFQjCNFXuN7-ymijq5WL2CGnRH9IvPszpA&sig2=_0jobrn1Y022FCA95ly1NA

 

[mackemwelder]

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[Gil T Azell]

Jill Dando was fairly decent as well.

 

[mackemwelder]

Yes.

Transvision vamp.

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I wonder if the rest of the band used to boot her back door in?

 

[Commachio]

Jill Dando was fairly decent as well.

She was to good looking for your taste.

Stop pretending you had any standards.

You'd have a 3some with dawn french and susan boyle in an abotoir ya freak.

 

[Billy Death]

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Bowk.
Scrawny as **** & tits like peas.

 

[Billy Death]

She was to good looking for your taste.

Stop pretending you had any standards.

You'd have a 3some with dawn french and susan boyle in an abotoir ya freak.

Lol!

 

[Commachio]

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I wonder if the rest of the band used to boot her back door in?

Away for a ****. .

 

[mackemwelder]

Bowk.
Scrawny as **** & tits like peas.

You're just too fussy Billy.

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

It takes all kinds (of everything) and I remember being 'in love' with this lass

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[mackemwelder]

Away for a ****. .

I'll have to wait, still suffering after yesterdays session and i just haven't got the energy at the minute.

 

[mackemwelder]

The two lasses off Abba were smart.

 

[Billy Death]

You're just too fussy Billy.

I am fussy actually.
I like a curvy lass.
Something I can snuggle up to.

 

[Commachio]

It takes all kinds (of everything) and I remember being 'in love' with this lass

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Wheez that munter?

 

[Commachio]

I am fussy actually.
I like a curvy lass.
Something I can snuggle up to.

Invest in a vietnamese pot bellied pig.

Once finished you can make it into bacon sarnies.

Double winner.

 

[mackemwelder]

I am fussy actually.
I like a curvy lass.
Something I can snuggle up to.

I'm easier pleased, they just need to have a pulse and be of legal age.

 

[mackemwelder]

Wheez that munter?

Dana (i think)

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

Dana (i think)

I even gave the name of the song that she won the Eurovision Song Contest (in 1970ish) with

 

[Commachio]

Dana (i think)

Err aye.

Whee?