The Pervert Thread

Aye, that Irish tart what croaked.
Doubt she'd be a canny shag the noo.

 

Sheena Easton, Theresa Bazar (the bird off Dollar) Stevie Nicks (back in her hay day)

 

Didn't need it mate, i recognised her.

 

Like lady Di.

The dirty spunk bucket.

 

Aye, getting shagged off dorty arabs.
What a slag.

 

Kate Bush

 

Another skinny ****er with a squarky voice.
Terrible.

 

I know that you recognised her, 'cos you said

She hasn't 'croaked' yet, either . . . . as Billy suggested (and she was born in London . . . . not Ireland)

 

Not really.

 

I'd still have given her one

 

Nena, that bird who sang 99 red balloons

 

I'd have given her a few

 

Stud or what? mind you, if it was Debbie Harry i think i could rise to the occasion a few times.

 

Mavis from Benwell out of Fiesta readers wives.

 

Great song. She was nowt special.

 

I'd like to hump that jock bird Kirsty Young who does the news.

 

Remember that thread about bucking, and you were on about that gezers missus who wanted to vidoe?

One of the (if not the) alltime classic threads in the history of this board.

Was funny as **** some of the tales.

 

You have the standards of Gil. i. e zero.

 

Aye they were from Low Fell.
Used to film me humping his lass.
Bizarre.

 

That thread was ****ing superb.

Gil and the mum and daughter.

Welder and his neighbours.

You and the weird video couple.

Was a reet laugh.

Remember the 'non gay'thread?

Been ****ing hilarious this forum down the years.