The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

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What argument? I never made an argument, aside from saying that bringing race into it was ****ing pathetic

I never said he was the worst ever either, just that he's up there with the worst of them - which he is.

By saying it's not as bad as X, Y or Z you're trying to contextualise something that has no comparison. What he did just doesn't happen on the pitch and he's now done it 3 times. I can't think of 3 other similar incidents in the entire 35 years I've been watching the game ffs.

So if more players were doing it there wouldn't be a problem?

Sort your story out.
 
What argument? I never made an argument, aside from saying that bringing race into it was ****ing pathetic

I never said he was the worst ever either, just that he's up there with the worst of them - which he is.

By saying it's not as bad as X, Y or Z you're trying to contextualise something that has no comparison. What he did just doesn't happen on the pitch and he's now done it 3 times. I can't think of 3 other similar incidents in the entire 35 years I've been watching the game ffs.

i agree nothing similar but there are some context like a deliberate stamping with studs.. we've many examples... in world cup terms did fifa punish de jong when his premeditated kick to alonso chest which was a shocker....

why?

he was suspended for sf... webb bottled decision in final.. his total punishment astonishingly was a yellow.

then in October 2010, he nearly ruined Hatem Ben Arfa's career a double fracture of his left tibia and fibula. punishment? the dutch boss actually canned him for being a nut case by his own decision. he was not sent off either in this game and got NO retrospective punishment despite not even getting a yellow.

he is famously known as the lawnmower back in holland and its alomost a joke.

so.............. surez is a nut case who's clearly, premeditatedly bit a third player... but he's not even close to being the most dangerous footballer going.. therefore i can think of worse incidents but cannot think of a more stupid one ever given a total of 17 matches already banned for and you do the same again...
 
I maintain a lengthy ban from all football and psychiatric help are the best options.

you still worried about finishing in the top 4 uir.

i dont expect an honest answer, but if he had done this in a Liverpool shirt and got banned from all football, i wonder how many of you would be arguing but that's unfair on Uruguay as his crime was whilst playing for his club not country.

cant argue with the psychiatry point, club probably looking into it as we speak <laugh>
 
BREAKING NEWS: Pope Francis to officially excommunicate Liverpool FC.

In a bizarre move, Pope Francis will today officially excommunicate Liverpool FC and denounce the club as a moral abyss for harboring known malevolent reprobate Luis "Dientes" Suarez following his attempt to ingest and devour the soul of Saint Giorgio Chiellini. The incident which occurred yesterday, was brought to the attention of his holiness by the Order of The Righteous Internet Saints. The Order infiltrated the site domain not606.com last night to decry the Liverpool sympathizers and get them to repent and convert to follow one of the 'chosen teams'. The Order, known for their selectively bred, long-legged, tall equines when finished with their virtuous decrying mission, informed his holiness of the godless reprehensible cult of Liverpool before retiring for the night and relaxing by watching some illegally streamed television and rubbing one out to some highly-illegal Mexican donkey porn.

/Seriously now: Suarez is a dick, a stupid dick and will be punished accordingly and deservedly.
But the amount of people that have never posted here, and have created an account just to, just like the rest of the sadsacks on this site, have a dig at Liverpool is pathetic.

"Once proud club" - **** off!
 
By saying it's not as bad as X, Y or Z you're trying to contextualise something that has no comparison. What he did just doesn't happen on the pitch and he's now done it 3 times. I can't think of 3 other similar incidents in the entire 35 years I've been watching the game ffs.

<yikes>

At least he'll get a Nobel Prize for the first confirmed accurence of a singular event that eludes comparison to any other event by the human mind.

#noonementiondefoe
 
Drugs and rape are fine. Just don't bite.

#justdontbite

lol,

If Suarez pulled down chiellini's shorts and started bumming him on the field, then did a line of coke of Chiellinis back mid rape....nah I think I would have a problem with that!! <ok>
Dont think a player has ever raped another player on the pitch tho, unless you have an example?
 
i agree nothing similar but there are some context like a deliberate stamping with studs.. we've many examples... in world cup terms did fifa punish de jong when his premeditated kick to alonso chest which was a shocker....

why?

he was suspended for sf... webb bottled decision in final.. his total punishment astonishingly was a yellow.

then in October 2010, he nearly ruined Hatem Ben Arfa's career a double fracture of his left tibia and fibula. punishment? the dutch boss actually canned him for being a nut case by his own decision. he was not sent off either in this game and got NO retrospective punishment despite not even getting a yellow.

he is famously known as the lawnmower back in holland and its alomost a joke.

so.............. surez is a nut case who's clearly, premeditatedly bit a third player... but he's not even close to being the most dangerous footballer going.. therefore i can think of worse incidents but cannot think of a more stupid one ever given a total of 17 matches already banned for and you do the same again...

Well put MITO, into context without defending suarez, nice<ok>
 
you still worried about finishing in the top 4 uir.

i dont expect an honest answer, but if he had done this in a Liverpool shirt and got banned from all football, i wonder how many of you would be arguing but that's unfair on Uruguay as his crime was whilst playing for his club not country.

cant argue with the psychiatry point, club probably looking into it as we speak <laugh>

Not in the slightest. Not worried at all about next seasob.

You are though i suspect. Thanks to suarez.
 
Tobes is tobes and the subject is Suarez, he's hated him since 2010. Drogs on the other hand is always angry and also hated Suarez since 2010 :D

#handballrage

You poms still haven't got over Maradonna ffs<laugh>

<laugh> OK that explains it
 
lol,

If Suarez pulled down chiellini's shorts and started bumming him on the field, then did a line of coke of Chiellinis back mid rape....nah I think I would have a problem with that!! <ok>
Dont think a player has ever raped another player on the pitch tho, unless you have an example?

Vertonghen gave it a go

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"something that has no comparison. What he did just doesn't happen on the pitch"

Tobes, you forgetting Defoe already?

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Seriously mate, just give it up yeah
 
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