The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

If Suarez can't stop biting people on the pitch then he shouldn't be allowed to play again - simple.

Can't believe people on here think this is all going to be forgotten about by next season.

 

Hes a clown.

 

It will end a career, Suarez's career..

 

Duncan Ferguson went to prison for a head but - his first offence

 

No, I don't.

So we're in for yet another day when LFC fans say, 'He definitely bit him and deserves to be punished!' which is immediately returned by rivals with the phrase 'But you're still defending him!'

Repeat ad nauseum. Reminds me of Dante's 4th circle in the Inferno, or Sisyphus and his rock!

 

Look. In the world of football and professionalism, a bite is outrageous and should be punished severely. In the real world it is a non event. It doesn't come close to FIFAs corruption and bribery, nor peedo saville and rape and murder. Neither will a bite end the Italian players career or even put him out for a few games.

 

Again you are focusing on that 3 words in one line, again missing the point entirely, and you still avoid it, because you know you cant win that one.

Drogs said worst ever, I disagreed.

You jumped on those 3 words because it is all you can pick at because no one is defending Suarez. No one.

he is not the worst ever sorry Tobes, bang on about race all you want, I stand by it, Suarez is not the worst player to grace a pitch.

It seems even when people don't defend him for this you guys will try anything to start ****

 

Are you astro?

 

I'd look at it more as selfishness from Suarez. He knows what happens when he bites people and he still can't control himself

 

Rabies?

 

Exactly, yawn

 

Or sisu



Or thick....

 

Completely agree and I think it shows that he's got a screw loose somewhere

 

At least you're consistent

 

He's obviously got issues Mommy said use the gifts god gave you Luis, he took it literally

 

thats a reasonable comment.

I condemn Suarez's actions on the field of play utterly. He should be ashamed of himself.

however those making out that his actions are worse than;

a) footballers convicted of rape

b) footballers taking bribes to throw games

c) footballers stealing people's wives etc

d) tax dodging football people

e) footballers who actually assualt people either at football gorunds or outside (and yes i know exactyl what i am saying here)

f) footballers who burn trainees with cigars

g) footballers who drink and drive and hurt people

the list goes on... the context is this guy is a scummy gobshite who's deliberately gone after an opponent so he's not got the brains of a fly, but he left a mark, he didn't put the guy out of the world cup (the ref did that) he didn't end a career and he hurt nobody bar himself

I reckon a long ban is required internationally. However talking in context the authority (fifa only) has to also hold some of its possible action back to punish the next guy if he does worse.

I think 12 match ban and 12 suspended would be giving him in effect a year ban and holding the second year back.. thus allowing them to punish someone else who actually maims someone in future.

anyone just tlaking balls is fine on thsi website, 99% do that, anyone spouting the crap repreatedly or amking up wild crap are just on the wum and get laughed at.

 

Probably not a good idea for yoy guys to google, jailed for biting.

Seems this apparent non issue is deemed a serious crime by normal people...

 

yes but the brain dead will see this as a defence of Suarez Surely he MUST be the worst ever..

 

Good, salient points, put across with your usual panache. Keep up the good work.

 

Would it be assault and or GBH by any chance? How many players have gotten away with that, including Cantona and Keane