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Off to Parliament to see if Jeremy Corbyn fancies calling One a “stupid woman” too...
 
I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him "Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same"?
He replied "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife"
 
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So, it would appear that we haven't been taking the threats about no planes after Brexit seriously enough
 
i found this funny so thought i would post.

Just a quick reminder to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out checking on people.
Last night it was a standard pre Christmas drink for me and my mates one thing lead to another and we had a few too many drinks so I decided to take bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint on King Street where they were pulling over drivers and doing breathalyser tests but because I was in a bus they just waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I had never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from.
 
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