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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <cracker>
     
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  2. Zanjinho

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    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?









































    Roberto!
     
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  3. organic red

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    What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his arse?












    Warren!
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Klopp?
     
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    FFS
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've already done that myself, FFS <doh>
     
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    Where?
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Obviously before you removed it, ****er <laugh>
     
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    False accusations don't suit you mate ;)
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bollocks - you're renowned for it <laugh>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I believe Garlic actually told us who his son was on here a long time ago (or someone told us who their son was).

    I forget who it was now though.
     
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    Racism is bad because people shouldn't be judged on the colour of their skin and the sooner white people realise this the better.
     
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    I once knew a Swiss woman who could open a bottle in her cleavage, take a stone from a horses hoof with her finger and take a screw out with her thumb

    She was a Swiss Army Wife
     
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    My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.
    I watched it all unfold.
     
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    A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'
    So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'
    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.

    The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
    The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
    The Jamaican began screaming.

    'You got dem on de wrong feet!'
     
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