I got arrested in B&Q earlier, I was out shopping with the good wife and she said “go in there and find a Black and Decker”
Paddy and Seamus are in a boarding house in London writing letters home. Paddy stops writing and says... "Hey, Seamus, how do you spell "dattle"? "Jaysus, sure I've never even heard that word before, how would ya use it in a sentence?" "I said...Dear Ma, please send a woolly jumper dattle fit me" Seamus just about pisses himself laughing and when he finally calms down he says... "It's idiots like you that get the Irish a bad name....there's no such word as dattle, ya feckin gobshite...the word ye want is ...wattle."
How wrong we all were ! £45 Billion found in a Nigerian man's flat, he's spent 10 years trying get rid of it, but nobody answered his emails. please log in to view this image
