My budgie broke its leg so I made it a splint out of two matches. His little face lit up when he started walking. There was a big fight at a gypo wedding. It goes to court and the judge asks if anyone can explain what happened. Paddy explains that he was best man and was dancing with the bride and the groom ran over and kicked her in the fanny. The judge said "that must have hurt" and Paddy said "it bloody did. He broke three of my ****ing fingers".
News just in that top jockey Frankie Dettori was rushed to hospital after being kicked by his horse. Staff report that he is in a stable condition.
So I went to the shops today. Not Impressed! Boots had no Boots, Selfridges had no Fridges, No Curry in Currys and Virgin Mega Store was a massive dissapointment!
