Saw this sign in a local churchyard. I thought to myself....... (1) I didn't know Adders could read........and (2) I didn't know they kept Dogs........ please log in to view this image
A soldier who was renting a house from me has done a runner owing me six months rent. He told me he was a General but I’ve since discovered he’s a Left Tenant.
I was sat on the edge of my bed last night pulling my boxers off, and the wife said to me; "You spoil those bloody dogs"
I was sat on the edge of my bed last night pulling my boxers off, and the wife said to me, ”you're spoiling those dogs“
My daughter came running in and said, "Daddy, I've just seen two fairies at the bottom of the garden." Humouring her I said, "Really, what were they doing?" She said, "Sucking each other's cocks
A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses. "Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest. "No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward
