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    Someone looked at me in Asda today, and shouted "SIX FEET !!!"

    I replied "6' 2", but good guess"
     
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    "One minute you're young and fun, the next, you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better."
     
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    I was going to change my name by deed poll to Procrastination but I never got round to it.
     
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    In a competition to find the least ambitious person I reckon I’m nailed on for second place
     
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