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The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, May 18, 2014.

  1. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Just been to the local for a few scoops. Met a couple of young ladies who seemed fairly nice and chatty. Played pool with them both, then darts. One complained that throwing the dart hurt her arm so I told her to switch arms. I then told her friend that I tell all the girls to do that. The one with the sore arm then said if her arm gets tired she uses other things! Nice. <ok>

    Got on well with both of them and got their numbers as we all left -- I said we could go out as as group again, as we'd all had fun. Both texted me after they got home, and I've now got dates with both of them (i was well happy when the first texted, ecstatic after the second did!). Both said they didn't want me to mention it to the other as, apparently, they both fancied me (young, hot and clearly blind! <laugh>).

    I've pinched my self several times but I'm definitely awake! Great night! Broken hearts can suck it! <cheers>
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Please don't **** this up. Two barely legal honeys to have a go on. Pics/updates needed.
     
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  3. CCC

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    They are not barely-legal. They are young compared to me (36, though I've been told I don't look it by sycophants <laugh>). One is 23 the other is 28. Both stunning nurses ... well midwifes! <ok>
     
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  4. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Call me cynical but this sounds too good to be true. My guess is at least one of them is a nut job out on the prowl for her next victim. (although that could also be said for quite a few people on here :) )


    My wee brother used to date a nurse years back when he lived in London. On the face of it she was a lovely girl and she loved him and they moved in together. Things were going great for them but the lovey dovey stuff didn't last and that's when the cracks began to show. She turned out to be a complete barn pot. Things came to a head and he bailed on her and that's when things got very ugly. Turns out she was hooked on Ket and on her days off she used to put her uniform on and go into work and steal drugs to feed her habit.

    For years he used to get the odd phone call from her in the early hours shouting abuse down the phone at him, a scary reminder of how close he came to making a mistake.


    Just saying...... :grin:
     
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  5. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

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    I missed this thread as have been away but feel that I have some experience in this matter so will offer my advice.

    I broke up with my 'girlfriend' in January (three times)

    and February (4 times - I love the lead up to valentines.....)

    and March (twice)

    and April (three times)

    and May.....(just once but am winding down for summer....who wants a gf when you can spend the summer in beer gardens?)

    one of Marches and May were actually the same girl.....batard beer......

    In my 40's and having the time of my life.....

    Get on every free dating website you can find and fill yer boots.....

    You only live once

    That is all <cheers>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This is good advice. Make the ****s sweat - literally <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bang on Hoke. Play the field at uni, although I was with one for three years in total when there (4 year course). Didn't get married until I was 26, so I didn't miss those years you refer to and they were a top 3 years <laugh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get a ****ing grip Johnny <laugh> Vandross is tolerable, but there are far, far better sounds to listen to when stoned - try Steely Dan and Neil Young for starters <ok>
     
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  9. Could be worse, first song I heard was James ****ing Blunt!!!
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****hook <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    When you eventually move, stay the **** away from Warrington <grr>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't get sucked in. You'll never manage to keep it from each of them. I once regularly shagged the one who ****ed me up's best mate in between the two times I was seeing her. Christine found out straight away, even though we weren't in contact at the time <laugh>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only two things certain in life. Death and nurses. Christine was a nurse and I've ****ed loads of them <ok>
     
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  14. In English please...?
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How old are you <yikes>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I actually thought about you when I was typing that <laugh> Work it out.
     
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  17. Its tells you under my avatar <doh>
     
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  18. I'm guessing you are claiming to have split with your mrs, then slept with her mate before returning to the mrs?
     
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  19. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Each to their own I suppose! <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. For my 'Mrs', substitute Christine <ok>
     
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