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The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, May 18, 2014.

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  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    So your planning on becoming a toffee for a girl?

    dedication Magic!
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get it ****ed and cause it pain <ok>
     
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  3. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    You corrected that quickly! <whistle>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Smartarse. Who do you think you are? That Mansfield ****house? <laugh>
     
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  5. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I was going to reply with a lovely picture and everything. :emoticon-0101-sadsm

    And no: I have hair.
     
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  6. Super G Ted'inho

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    <laugh> I need to get on the PC so I can see what you edited lol
     
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  7. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Nothing much, but reason enough to post this:

    S22.3Pan[1].jpg
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You do realise that you must never get an Everton fan pregnant don't you!

    Red mixed with blue = purple. Red mixed with blue-nose = purple nose. You don't want to recreate the anti-Christ.
     
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  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Why's Mr. Tumnus doing a 'red-rocket' on that goat? No, Mr. Tumnus! Bad, Mr. Tumnus! <yikes>

    Apparently, Bambi says you can't beat a bit of faun! Filth, these mythological creatures and cartoon characters -- absolute filth! :emoticon-0181-fubar
     
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  10. Garlic Klopp

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    Well that's ruined the Narnia books/films for me!
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Caroline Wozniaki?
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I'm dating a scouser living in Durham. Haven't even asked her if she's red or blue yet. Probably in the category of 'Don't give a ****'. But she did say 'you're not from Manchester are you?' when we first met. <ok>
     
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  13. CCC

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    <laugh> Used to love the narnia books when I was <9 years-old. After that age the religious parallels with Christianity were too jarring to tolerate. I felt like Darwin when he try to read Shakespeare in later life. <ok>

    She sounds like a keeper, matey. ;)
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ask her if she has a father with a dodgy back living in Warrington.
     
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  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    She's an English teacher. If it were History then maybe so. :bandit:
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    See above post. <ok>
     
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  17. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    I've heard history graduates are pretty good on dates. <whistle>
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah, but never get in a long term relationship with one because they'll keep bringing up the past.
     
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  19. Zingy

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    They have ****ish fathers though. <ok>
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Repped :bandit:
     
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