The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

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Magic said:
UPDATE:

So chatted with my ex, told her I wanted to cut all ties with her and said if she needed any help she knew where I am. She didn't take this too well and proceeded to tell me what a **** I am for wanting to move on! <laugh>

Got chatting to a nice young brunette though, turns out she's a bluenose! Now obviously I got the shovel out immediately but decided I'd persevere and see if I could convert. Going out Sunday, so if she can't be converted at least it might lead to some sex. <ok>
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So your planning on becoming a toffee for a girl?

dedication Magic!
 
Magic said:
UPDATE:

So chatted with my ex, told her I wanted to cut all ties with her and said if she needed any help she knew where I am. She didn't take this too well and proceeded to tell me what a **** I am for wanting to move on! <laugh>

Got chatting to a nice young brunette though, turns out she's a bluenose! Now obviously I got the shovel out immediately but decided I'd persevere and see if I could convert. Going out Sunday, so if she can't be converted at least it might lead to some sex. <ok>
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Get it ****ed and cause it pain <ok>
 
You do realise that you must never get an Everton fan pregnant don't you!

Red mixed with blue = purple. Red mixed with blue-nose = purple nose. You don't want to recreate the anti-Christ.
 
Nozzer said:
Nothing much, but reason enough to post this:

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Why's Mr. Tumnus doing a 'red-rocket' on that goat? No, Mr. Tumnus! Bad, Mr. Tumnus! <yikes>

Apparently, Bambi says you can't beat a bit of faun! Filth, these mythological creatures and cartoon characters -- absolute filth! :emoticon-0181-fubar
 
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Nothing much, but reason enough to post this:

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Why's Mr. Tumnus doing a 'red-rocket' on that goat? No, Mr. Tumnus! Bad, Mr. Tumnus!

Apparently, Bambi says you can't beat a bit of faun! Filth, these mythological creatures and cartoon characters -- absolute filth!
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Well that's ruined the Narnia books/films for me!
 
I'm dating a scouser living in Durham. Haven't even asked her if she's red or blue yet. Probably in the category of 'Don't give a ****'. But she did say 'you're not from Manchester are you?' when we first met. <ok>
 
Garlic Bread said:
Well that's ruined the Narnia books/films for me!
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<laugh> Used to love the narnia books when I was <9 years-old. After that age the religious parallels with Christianity were too jarring to tolerate. I felt like Darwin when he try to read Shakespeare in later life. <ok>

Zingy said:
I'm dating a scouser living in Durham. Haven't even asked her if she's red or blue yet. Probably in the category of 'Don't give a ****'. But she did say 'you're not from Manchester are you?' when we first met. <ok>
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She sounds like a keeper, matey. ;)
 
Zingy said:
I'm dating a scouser living in Durham. Haven't even asked her if she's red or blue yet. Probably in the category of 'Don't give a ****'. But she did say 'you're not from Manchester are you?' when we first met. <ok>
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Ask her if she has a father with a dodgy back living in Warrington.
 
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