Off Topic The More Intellectual Gag Thread

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A half mile away from the generating plant was a large lake where spent reactor rods were dumped.
Beside the lake was a notice:
"Attention Anglers. NO FISSION"
 
So an atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says "Who are you and what do you want?" to which the atom replies "The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared."