Who invented King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Sir Cumference
Off Topic The More Intellectual Gag Thread
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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar
A time traveler walks into a bar
And not forgetting : Chinese man with holes in trouser pocket, feels very cocky.
This will run
Often said if you have to explain your own jokes, they're not that funny.
Can you explain this one, I don't get it?
Sorry it wasn't a joke. It was an observation that this thread will get a good number of responses.
Went to York at the weekend, and asked one of the locals if there was a B&Q in York?
No, but there is a Y ,an O, an R and a K.
No, but there is a Y ,an O, an R and a K.
Why is there no medicine in the jungle?
...because the parrots-eat-em-all
...because the parrots-eat-em-all
I went on a blind date with a girl called simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
How easy is it to count in binary? It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. The landlord gives him his drink, accompanied by a dish of peanuts.
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut dish. "You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic... And that aftershave is just wonderful!"
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.
Realising he has no ciggies he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You BASTARD... Oh my god you STINK... Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother."
By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the landlord for an explanation.
"Ah yes sir," the landlord responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut dish. "You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic... And that aftershave is just wonderful!"
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.
Realising he has no ciggies he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You BASTARD... Oh my god you STINK... Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother."
By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the landlord for an explanation.
"Ah yes sir," the landlord responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."