The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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Real Madrid are prepared to offer former Tottenham players Luka Modric, 32, and 28-year-old Gareth Bale, as well as forward Karim Benzema, 29, to Spurs as part of a swap deal for striker Harry Kane, 24. (Diario Gol, via Daily Star)

Tempting, but "no thanks!"

We don't need those players; we have the HurraKane, thanks.

Of course, if those players want to come to Spurs to play along side the Hurra, then we'll listen.

Otherwise... not so much.

Thanks for thinking of us, though. Bye.
 
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Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks is set to be given a new contract that will double the 21-year-old England international's wages to £40,000 a week. (Times)

The Spurs' conveyor-belt of raw English talent nurtured under Poch continues!
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Kiss the badge, son! And welcome to the fold.
 
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Tottenham full-back Danny Rose is set for a move to Manchester United. Chelsea are also interested in Rose, but the 27-year-old favours a move to United to work with manager Jose Mourinho. (Daily Star)

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No way will United be able to afford Levy's asking price!

As for the Chavs, I'm sure Levy will tell Abramovich to **** right off!
 
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Tottenham full-back Danny Rose is set for a move to Manchester United. Chelsea are also interested in Rose, but the 27-year-old favours a move to United to work with manager Jose Mourinho. (Daily Star)

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No way will United be able to afford Levy's asking price!

As for the Chavs, I'm sure Levy will tell Abramovich to **** right off!
I am sure United could afford to pay almost any asking price, whether or not they will want to however..
 
I am sure United could afford to pay almost any asking price, whether or not they will want to however..

Oh, I'm sure that Mourhino would take Rose in the blink of an eye!

But United will know that Levy will rape them blind for it.

Not that we have to sell. And with Rose having mouthed off as he did, Levy may want to teach him (and other players) a harsh lesson.
 
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To be fair, you know nothing about anything, Figsy.

Tbh, I most certainly do, that includes the "A87 mystery", I was good friends with cwm and he told me about his meeting with the person you claim to have once been, you're either an Arsenal fan with schizophrenia or an Arsenal superwum working undercover.

Cheers.<ok>
 
...you're ...an Arsenal superwum working undercover.

Been there, done that.

In all honesty, there isn't much more for me to achieve in the wum-stakes. I've done it all.

I manipulate the suckers on this board in my sleep, Figsy.

Think about it.
 
Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks is set to be given a new contract that will double the 21-year-old England international's wages to £40,000 a week. (Times)

The Spurs' conveyor-belt of raw English talent nurtured under Poch continues!
<laugh>

Kiss the badge, son! And welcome to the fold.
Wow a whole 40,000! You know how to ruin a player
 
Oh, I'm sure that Mourhino would take Rose in the blink of an eye!

But United will know that Levy will rape them blind for it.

Not that we have to sell. And with Rose having mouthed off as he did, Levy may want to teach him (and other players) a harsh lesson.
And of course you didn’t have to sell Berbatov, Modric, Walker or Bale but yid Danny can’t pass up a deal.
 
Until you flip and start wanting the plod called.

It never happens, Figsy. You must not fall into the muppet's trap of believing that ****.

I've had Pixie in floods, of course. Quite recently, in fact, over on his Vegas thread. He completely lost the plot, and I didn't really have to try that hard.

I've also had Stan asking "Why are you doing this to me, HIAG?"

It's funny, but I have felt the odd pang of concern that I may have taken my lambasting a little too far, sometimes.
 
It never happens, Figsy. You must not fall into the muppet's trap of believing that ****.

I've had Pixie in floods, of course. Quite recently, in fact, over on his Vegas thread. He completely lost the plot, and I didn't really have to try that hard.

I've also had Stan asking "Why are you doing this to me, HIAG?"

It's funny, but I have felt the odd pang of concern that I may have taken my lambasting a little too far, sometimes.

You're a ****ing Muppet, noted for being an unfunny deluded clown.:emoticon-0100-smile
 
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You're a ****ing Muppet, noted for being an unfunny deluded clown.:emoticon-0100-smile

I ****, yes. But I am not a muppet, Figsy.

I unmask muppets, always have done.

As for being "unfunny," you know that cannot be true, as I have had you pissing your pants on more than several occasions over the years, guaranteed.

It's what I do, Figsy.