The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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Duck tape Stu said:
Salad was a good guy. He was ok with new hiag.
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Yeah, I thought they got on well.

The gifted genius behind HIAG knows what it's like when one adopts a new character, and how it changes the dynamic. With A87, his main goal was to drive Pixie insane. With 667, the goal was to get inside Pixie's head and open him up from the inside, before sending him insane. With New HIAG, he took a completely different tack, mainly built around the silly bastard landing and netting himself, over and over again, in a fisherman's version of Groundhog Day.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Yeah, I thought they got on well.

The gifted genius behind HIAG knows what it's like when one adopts a new character, and how it changes the dynamic. With A87, his main goal was to drive Pixie insane. With 667, the goal was to get inside Pixie's head and open him up from the inside, before sending him insane. With New HIAG, he took a completely different tack, mainly built around the silly bastard landing and netting himself, over and over again, in a fisherman's version of Groundhog Day.
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But you revert to type to quickly...

There is vast room for improvement..

Plus you need to home your supposses skills on thougher boards for experience.
 
Duck tape Stu said:
But you revert to type to quickly...

There is vast room for improvement..

Plus you need to home your supposses skills on thougher boards for experience.
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Been there, done that.

Trust me, I am the finished article.

I bet you anything you like, the name HIAG is associated with wummery all over this site. That achievement didn't happen over night, Salad.

You may scoff at me that I cannot maintain a constantly high quality output of acidic and outlandishly witty repartee, but consider the fact that very few can reach my lofty heights of piss-taking even on a rare occasion, and you will begin to comprehend something of the genius of HIAG's creator.

Anyway, it's been some while since I hung up my wum-guns. These days, I like to play it straight. Believe it or not, I have actually grown tired of having to constantly shoot down every two-bit chancer who wandered into my saloon, thinking he could best me. I want a peaceful life, now, Salad.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Been there, done that.

Trust me, I am the finished article.

I bet you anything you like, the name HIAG is associated with wummery all over this site. That achievement didn't happen over night, Salad.

You may scoff at me that I cannot maintain a constantly high quality output of acidic and outlandishly witty repartee, but consider the fact that very few can reach my lofty heights of piss-taking even on a rare occasion, and you will begin to comprehend something of the genius of HIAG's creator.

Anyway, it's been some while since I hung up my wum-guns. These days, I like to play it straight. Believe it or not, I have actually grown tired of having to constantly shoot down every two-bit chancer who wandered into my saloon, thinking he could best me. I want a peaceful life, now, Salad.
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You remind me off the Krays.

Bit off a joke in London.

Got ran out off town up North.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Been there, done that.

Trust me, I am the finished article.

I bet you anything you like, the name HIAG is associated with wummery all over this site. That achievement didn't happen over night, Salad.

You may scoff at me that I cannot maintain a constantly high quality output of acidic and outlandishly witty repartee, but consider the fact that very few can reach my lofty heights of piss-taking even on a rare occasion, and you will begin to comprehend something of the genius of HIAG's creator.

Anyway, it's been some while since I hung up my wum-guns. These days, I like to play it straight. Believe it or not, I have actually grown tired of having to constantly shoot down every two-bit chancer who wandered into my saloon, thinking he could best me. I want a peaceful life, now, Salad.
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Indeed you are Bell there’s not a bigger **** on this forum than you son. Kiss the badge, you’re the winner.
 
Funniest thing on here last night was Quentin's "trust me" plea ... he really doesn't get irony. Poor Quents ...

Do you think he can ever fully get over Leicester City's stunning title success? ... or is he destined to remain bitter forever? ... perhaps counselling could help? ... it's quite tragic really.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Been there, done that.

Trust me, I am the finished article.

I bet you anything you like, the name HIAG is associated with wummery all over this site. That achievement didn't happen over night, Salad.

You may scoff at me that I cannot maintain a constantly high quality output of acidic and outlandishly witty repartee, but consider the fact that very few can reach my lofty heights of piss-taking even on a rare occasion, and you will begin to comprehend something of the genius of HIAG's creator.

Anyway, it's been some while since I hung up my wum-guns. These days, I like to play it straight. Believe it or not, I have actually grown tired of having to constantly shoot down every two-bit chancer who wandered into my saloon, thinking he could best me. I want a peaceful life, now, Salad.
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Desperately seeking Quentin....<doh>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Yeah, I thought they got on well.

The gifted genius behind HIAG knows what it's like when one adopts a new character, and how it changes the dynamic. With A87, his main goal was to drive Pixie insane. With 667, the goal was to get inside Pixie's head and open him up from the inside, before sending him insane. With New HIAG, he took a completely different tack, mainly built around the silly bastard landing and netting himself, over and over again, in a fisherman's version of Groundhog Day.
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The funniest part is, that you actually genuinely believe the **** that you come out with.

This is what makes for the comedy gold, that you keep coming back time and time again to make a **** of yourself :)
 
I am telling you, the man has some form of high functioning disorder like Asperger Syndrome.
All the signs are there.
 
Bodinki said:
May not be Asperger's exactly, but he definitely shows a lot of the symptoms associated with Non specific Pervasive Developmental disorders.
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He also displays a lot of the symptoms associated with C U next tuesday syndrome.
 
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