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The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'll go first. Kane.
     
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  2. Stan

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    That doesn't excuse your colossal **** up.

    You're terrible at this. Some might call it tragic.
     
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  3. Yeah, I thought they got on well.

    The gifted genius behind HIAG knows what it's like when one adopts a new character, and how it changes the dynamic. With A87, his main goal was to drive Pixie insane. With 667, the goal was to get inside Pixie's head and open him up from the inside, before sending him insane. With New HIAG, he took a completely different tack, mainly built around the silly bastard landing and netting himself, over and over again, in a fisherman's version of Groundhog Day.
     
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  4. ...is the correct answer!

    Well done.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Tragic is how he opens his sell out gig at the blue oyster club.
     
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  6. To be fair, my band has never played that venue.

    I'm sure we'd go down a storm, though, what with all the leather and chains.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    But you revert to type to quickly...

    There is vast room for improvement..

    Plus you need to home your supposses skills on thougher boards for experience.
     
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  8. Been there, done that.

    Trust me, I am the finished article.

    I bet you anything you like, the name HIAG is associated with wummery all over this site. That achievement didn't happen over night, Salad.

    You may scoff at me that I cannot maintain a constantly high quality output of acidic and outlandishly witty repartee, but consider the fact that very few can reach my lofty heights of piss-taking even on a rare occasion, and you will begin to comprehend something of the genius of HIAG's creator.

    Anyway, it's been some while since I hung up my wum-guns. These days, I like to play it straight. Believe it or not, I have actually grown tired of having to constantly shoot down every two-bit chancer who wandered into my saloon, thinking he could best me. I want a peaceful life, now, Salad.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    You remind me off the Krays.

    Bit off a joke in London.

    Got ran out off town up North.
     
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  10. You want to know the truth?

    I became afraid of the monster that I had become, Salad.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    <laugh>. Monster No. Stale Yes.

    Time to up your game.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Indeed you are Bell there’s not a bigger **** on this forum than you son. Kiss the badge, you’re the winner.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    Funniest thing on here last night was Quentin's "trust me" plea ... he really doesn't get irony. Poor Quents ...

    Do you think he can ever fully get over Leicester City's stunning title success? ... or is he destined to remain bitter forever? ... perhaps counselling could help? ... it's quite tragic really.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Desperately seeking Quentin....<doh>
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    The funniest part is, that you actually genuinely believe the **** that you come out with.

    This is what makes for the comedy gold, that you keep coming back time and time again to make a **** of yourself :)
     
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  17. Bodinki

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    I am telling you, the man has some form of high functioning disorder like Asperger Syndrome.
    All the signs are there.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    That makes me feel bad for taking the piss out of him for all these years.

    @Hoddle Is A God have you ever been tested for Aspergers ?
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    May not be Asperger's exactly, but he definitely shows a lot of the symptoms associated with Non specific Pervasive Developmental disorders.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    He also displays a lot of the symptoms associated with C U next tuesday syndrome.
     
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