Off Topic The Message Of Hate Thread...

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Aldridge_Prior said:
We all like to let off a bit of steam from time to time and some people were just born to be shouted at, swore at, bludgeoned to death etc etc.

Some people can cause such disturbing levels of raw, unadulterated rage that in doing so they could be inadvertently justifying their own grizzly murder.

This thread is dedicated to the utter **** heads of society, a shrine to those whose mere existence makes you itch.

A bibliography of bastards if you will.

Now, who could I be talking about? Adolf Hitler? Robert Mugabe? Fred West?

No. I'll start us off...


Paul Merson, you utter, utter ****. I ****ing hate the ground you walk on, I hate everything about you from your lop-sided Quasimodo seating position to your disproportionately large head. Your opinions are irrelevant and void, based purely on whether you can pronounce players names without tripping over your revolting deformed mouth.
And you have money, so much money, yet you refuse to get them ****ing lumps removed from your gargantuan head.
And what about your management career eh? If you know so ****ing much, how the hell did you and your "total football" bull**** do jack **** for Walsall? You are a failure, a fairly well off failure but a failure all the same. Please **** off and die in a corner, never to form an opinion again.

Lots of love,

AP.


Please feel free to abuse this thread to disgrace anyone you deem worthy <ok>
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Man City fan in peace, could'nt have put it better myself mate, feel the same about Charlie (arsewipe) Nicholas and the scouse **** Thompson. Looking forward to next weeks game and good luck for rest of season.
 
Agent Bruce said:
Sit on his briefcase, that'll make him pick it up. You've paid for a seat, he hasn't paid for a ticket for his briefcase.
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The problem is that these people always put their bags/briefcases on the seat by the window and they always sit on the seat to the left of their briefcases. That means I would have to climb over the table and them which would be slighty awkward...

I normally ask him quite loudly to move his stuff so I can sit down. I get a funny look from the bloke but at least a get a seat!

:D
 
Chris. said:
The problem is that these people always put their bags/briefcases on the seat by the window and they always sit on the seat to the left of their briefcases. That means I would have to climb over the table and them which would be slighty awkward...

I normally ask him quite loudly to move his stuff so I can sit down. I get a funny look from the bloke but at least a get a seat!

:D
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Pity about him. let him pay for a 1st class ticket.
 
cbrad27 said:
Don't want to be cynical, but it seems suspicious that this program is on when there's an international break.
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I wouldn't call it cynical, this is pretty much the only time to show it (if this is the normal time for Life Stories), no point trying to compete with MotD for the same audience when you can get almost all of it when it isn't there.
 
I really hate The Only Way is Essex, it makes Glee look bearable. Oh and I particularly dislike the guy currently in the Jungle, thinks he's more talented than Joey Barton or something like that.
 
cbrad27 said:
I really hate The Only Way is Essex, it makes Glee look bearable. Oh and I particularly dislike the guy currently in the Jungle, thinks he's more talented than Joey Barton or something like that.
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thankfully i haven't seen either

but i do have a gripe with someone

Christopher ****ing biggins what the **** is the point of this tub of lard he is a oxygen thief of the highest order,every time i see him on my tv i want to pull my eyes out and stamp on them whilst sticking pencils so hard into my ears they bleed.
please **** off in your panto dame outfit and don't come back <ok>
 
The Secret Ingredient said:
thankfully i haven't seen either

but i do have a gripe with someone

Christopher ****ing biggins what the **** is the point of this tub of lard he is a oxygen thief of the highest order,every time i see him on my tv i want to pull my eyes out and stamp on them whilst sticking pencils so hard into my ears they bleed.
please **** off in your panto dame outfit and don't come back <ok>
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Oh [NSFW]****ing hell,[/NSFW] can't believe he won it, I wanted Gemma Atkinson to win it that year. That Lynn woman who was in with Biggins I couldn't stand her either.
 
The Secret Ingredient said:
thankfully i haven't seen either

but i do have a gripe with someone

Christopher ****ing biggins what the **** is the point of this tub of lard he is a oxygen thief of the highest order,every time i see him on my tv i want to pull my eyes out and stamp on them whilst sticking pencils so hard into my ears they bleed.
please **** off in your panto dame outfit and don't come back <ok>
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****in gettin! I hate him too, whenever he shows his face on TV I want to lob my dining table through the TV and see his face shatter! I detest Gloria Hunniford in equal (if not greater) measure.
 
It's over exposure that does it. They'd be much easier to take in small doses, but when you see the same sick smile day after day you tend to feel like screaming at them.
 
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