QPR fan rant I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment. I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this. The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days. I mean really gash. football generally. I hate nearly everything about it these days.... I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor. I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL. I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business? I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF. I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace. I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii. I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. I hate Garth Crooks. I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter. I hate Sky Sports. I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing. I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory. I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do. :lol::lol::lol: I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us. I hate Phil Brown. I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT! I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month. I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil. I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering. I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. I hate Leeds. I hate Roy Keane. I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home. I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson. I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos. I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords. I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed. I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one. I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start.
so many truths spoken in one letter if there is another thread of this ilk i'm going to copy and paste this as it covers nearly all of my hates (would add the mackems and anything from liverpool and that includes the outlaw) rep but it wouldn't let me i'll try again later
Apologies for the length of this rant - I didn't know at the time I started writing that I was so full of hatred - but it's good hatred, though I do wonder where it all comes from! All thoroughly deserved I think. Mark Lawrenson you utter, utter creep. He has as much business talking about football as I do turning up at the Large Hadron Collider and spitting out ill informed advice and opinions like some spasticated ****e spreading machine. Notice how your fellows professionals (and I use the term loosely) sit a good 6 foot from you in the studio? It's because you're a weirdo and most probably a peado. I hate the way you sit with your hand resting limply on your crotch, and gaze into the camera when someone else is talking. I'd rather leave a dog in charge of a sandwich than you in charge of my kids. You're a News of The World expo waiting to happen. Ashley Cole, quite simply, the entire world despises you. Same as your mate, brave brave John Terry. When the tw@t was made England captain again, he claimed 'I divide opinion'. No you don't you d!ckhead, I've never met anyone who thinks that you are anything less than dog sh!t. And low class dog sh!t at that, from the dirtiest of street mongrels. Andy Carroll. NUFC brought you through the ranks from a boy, stuck by you for good or ill when you were acting like the thug you are and were battering men and women all over the town, they defended the indefensible, made you into the player that you are, and how do you repay them, half a season in the Premier League before p**sing off to Liverpool, all the time grinning like the cat that got the cream, or in this case the greedy scum bag who got the ã80k a week contract. James De Gale you awful, disgusting, despicable excuse for a boxer and human being. I hope George Groves batters you, not into retirement, but into obscurity, and that you have to fight out the rest of your career away from the TV cameras, being hammered fight after fight, closer towards pugilistic dementia. You just miss the point with your arrogant and cocky act! Eubank and Hamed understood how to play the bad guy, but they always had a twinkle in their eye, you are just pound for pound the biggest c^^t in boxing. The Mel Gibson film Signs. Why would aliens that are allergic to water try to take over a planet that is 2/3 covered by it. They fly millions of light years across time and space, utilising technology we could only dream about, but old Mel manages to keep them out of his cellar using a bag of spuds. Utter pi$$ flaps. Too cool for school people who says things like 'football is just a load of men kicking a ball around a pitch' or 'boxing is just two blokes hitting each other in the face'. F**K OFF!! By the same logic music is simply surfaces vibrating at certain frequencies which are in turn converted to sound by the ear drum, and love is nothing but a favourable chemical reaction. I hope you all die in a hemp fire you spineless hippie scum! Steve Wright the Radio 2 Dickjockey - forced to listen to this sycophantic tw@t at work. The way he sings over the end of songs in his annoying way, has made me vow that if I ever come within arms length of him, that I am going to attack him with everything I've got, even if it means prison time, I could never live with myself if I passed up on the opportunity. Racist taxi drivers (and racists in general). Just because I've had the misfortune to get into your cab, doesn't mean that you can proceed to spend the whole journey spouting off racist bile about minorities and anyone else who doesn't fit into your idea of society. It's not like I've walked up to your front door, rang the bell and asked if I can come inside for shelter. All I've done is opted for a service you offer, and part of this ought not to be listening to your vile half baked opinions. You all share the same sloping forehead and protruding jawline as one another and if I had any balls, I'd wait until you pulled over and garot you from the backseat and do the whole of society a favour. The fat woman in the chip shop of Chillingham Road. God forbid I should come in and ask for a bag of chips. There is no need to give your customers a look like they'd burst through the door and suggested a spot of granny bashing outside the bingo hall. Plus I hate the following people: Bongo out of U2, Sting, Cold Play, Jay Z, Jeremy Vine, Phil Collins, Liam Gallagher, Lee Catermole, Sarah Palin, George Osbourne, David Cameron, Blair, in fact all politicians, you can all just fu*k off. Also, Colin Montgomerie, Lisa Simpson, The bloke cutting the grass on the lawnmower outside my office window just now, David Walliams, Michael MacIntyre, Lenny Henry, The Go Compare fat cu*t, that weasel / meercat thing, Johnny Rotten, Iggy Pop, Jimmy Carr, Wayne Rooney, Alex Ferguson, Robbie Savage, Pink, Floyd Mayweatrher Snr, Jeremy 'bast@ard' Clarkson, the bloke in Dixie's Chicken on Chilli Road, Katona, Katie Price and anyone associated with her, Russell Brand, Clive Tilsdley and... so many more. You lot on Not606.com are sound though!
**** off Michael Mcintyre. How the **** in ****ing ****s land is this guy so successful?! He's just not funny!!! All he does is rehash the same **** formula - "heres an observation about your life. I will do an impression of an object/person within that observation in a silly voice. I will prance about and shake my hair while doing this. You will for some unknown ****ing reason all buy my dvds and come to perfomances". And now the ****er is on Britains Got Talent. As if I needed to see more of that posh smug pompus **** in my life. I'd rather stab myself in the eye repeatedely with a rusty nail while my balls are clamped to the floor and trodden on in stilletos while being tackled by Nigel De Jong while being forced iron rods and made to **** them out somehow than watch that prick prance about the stage looking like the smug **** he is.
The new Mock the week lineup. Why the **** did you get rid of Boyle just because he said Adlington has a big nose so what Phil Thompson gets the piss taken out of him yet no ones been sacked. Most of them arent funny damn you all to hell Fast and Loose. Come on BBC its ****ing Whose Line Is It Anyway only its completely ****. If you wanted to showcase improv comedy why not just bring it back it was great on the red nose day 24hr Panel thing Adverts where the voices dont match the actors lips. Look its obvious the actors foreign dont insult our intelligence by trying to cover it up with **** dubbing which makes Japanese dubbing look good.
You know what really grinds my gears. That ****ing stupid advert with Johnny Vaughn where he's eating what looks to me a nice egg and bacon sandwich. Yet some smug bitch has to come in with her bullshit breakfast bars, acting like she is his superior because she's eating cardboard wheat rather than a lovely fried sandwich. I'd like to fry her, the cow. It's that little laugh at the end when he puts too much ketchup on his sandwich that makes me want to kick her in the face - I dont care about how many carbohydrates are released over the day, if it tastes like crunchy flat ****e I'm not eating it. Even with the ketchup that sandwich looks nicer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K49nPYzyPQ4
He does an' all! Back on subject though, that Jonny Vaughn advert reminds me of that ****ing horrendous Tim Lovejoy advert for that pasta sauce, where that lass pops in (as you do) to help him cook a meal for his date. When he's serving it up she says "So, when does your date arrive?" Then he says "She already has" and pulls a chair out for her. I swear I threw my jack russell terrier through the tv and was off work sick for a week. Even Lovejoy must've cried himself to sleep for a month after making that. The corny twat.
