You'll have to Youtube it, I'm on me phone so can't post any links. While your there check out Rolf Harris- I touch myself. ****ing excellent, the bloke's top notch!
I hate the people who comment on Newcastle on icnewcastle. For example FFS everything with you people is a conspiracy theory. Bloody idiots
Here's that Lovejoy advert: When he left Soccer AM to do that crappy sunday morning show he lost all credibility, as did Soccer AM.
I assumed he quit. Mock the Week is crap now. edit; I feel I need to post some hate here as well, my message was too friendly for this thread.. I hate the hype around Gareth ****ing Bale. Found out by someone posting on here that Theo Walcott has got the same amount of goals yet more assists, I know Arsenal fans who think he is absolute dog ****. How the **** has he won PFA player of the year when he has played about 60 minutes of good football in the San Siro. Its bollocks. He's the welsh Wayne Rooney, does one little ****ing thing and is considered a world class player. Why does the english media feel the need to try and fool us with this ****? He's **** as **** and people claiming he is worth ã40m need their brains examined, and then hopefully blown up.
Havent watched it in ages, but last time I did it was full of people I had never heard of. I'm assuming Russell Howard has quit it now he has got minorly successful. Most of the comedians they get on there are awful. Andi Osho is a prime example, she only gets on TV for being a black female 'comedian'. I'd rather boil my face.
They didnt replace him, just get 3 guests now. I think he said he quit because the BBC took too much of what he had said out in the final edits. Did his channel 4 programme get cancelled?
I think it did, I only watched the first episode of it but it was disappointing to say the least. Dont understand how people can watch his show then complain to Channel4 about it - such people should never even consider watching a Frankie Boyle show. It was always going to offend those longing to be offended.
I hate these 'talent' shows that are proliferating across all channels now. I hate how the one attribute these media driven 'I wanna be famous' ****s have to show is that they have no discernible talent. The fact that these ******s have no actual talent is the stand out factor when seperating them from those who have a modicum of talent. You sound like a dog having it's nuts wrenched off with a rusty scythe covered in vinegar yet you think that you can get your 15 minutes of fame by getting on TV and making an entire nation cringe. **** off. I don't want to see you dance like an epileptic in strobe storm, I don't care one second that your ****ing dog can stand up and hop but when your dog has more talent than you; it should kick off alarms in your head that you're ****ing talentless and utterly redundant on a 'talent' show. It's my TV. I want to watch talented people with ability do things they're really good at. If I want to watch ****ing ******s I'll go to the local nut house/special needs school panto. The fact that I don't go to these places is because I don't want to watch ****tards make ****s of themselves for my entertainment. Here's a talent you can perfect you cretins. Get some self ****ing respect and stay off my ****ing TV screen. ****ers!
The Iranian female comedian. Okay I get it woman are treated like **** in Iran now stop making the same jokes over and over again about how your neighbours are a little racist
Most comediennes piss me off, they either insist on overplaying the whole "omgz I'm a girl" thing, or just come across as annoyingly pretentious.
Don't get me started. Holy ****. She's unbearable. Has she ever told a joke in her life - I can honestly never tell whether some of her comments are attempts at being funny. I can't seperate her serious comments from her jokes. I remember on Would I Lie To You, she said to David Mitchell "Okay, Cambridge boy" sarcastically as if that was funny. Mitchell, being the legend he is, destroyed her. That 10 o clock Live thing is absolutely awful by the way. Wasting the talents of the 3 male comics. Charlie Brooker's section is the only LOL worthy moment of the show. Paul Chowdhury is my favourite comic. Weirdly enough, it was zeTom who recomended him on the old 606 a year/2 years ago. He was on Stand Up For The Week the other week - first venture into the mainstream. Hilarious.