You know what i did actually, I think we might be on to something with this, no more spending hundreds at a time on psychiatrists, no more sending an sos sms to jeremy kyle (grrrrrrrrr), just come on here, spew out some aggresive, sweary, un p.c bile about whats grinding your gears and hey presto, world peace established by the toon army
I'm going to jump the gun and just go for it... Jose Enrique Sanchez Diaz. Thank you for the memories, thank you for your great efforts for at least two of your three seasons here, thank you for making Jonas look better than he really is and thank you especially for your excellent injury record and decent level of consistency but... **** YOU! **** your cloak and dagger ****, **** your "if I stay, I stay. If I go, I go" bullshit, **** your below par performances over the last few games, **** your uninterested little spanish face, **** your appalling final balls, **** your canny little Twitter page that you had to close, **** your ****ing ****. Pray help you don't join Liverpool or I will personally push your miserable head through your body and out of your arse. You want to leave, admit it. I accept that. I accept that we aren't Barcelona or Real Madrid or AC Milan or Man U or even Chelsea and that you want to win something soon but give us a shred of respect and admit that you want to join Liverpool. If you don't then tell us. Do it. Don't do a half arsed, broken english interview on a sub-standard mid-week footy tv show. Thank you. P.S. If you sign a new contract I'll get your name on my shirt and sing your name forever more, then we can brush this whole episode under the carpet x
That is horrible mate. I know that it is a pain - I had a similar situation not too long ago. If you're struggling to get rid of the rootkit you might want to take a visit to http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/, they fixed me up. Excellent support from the guys there.
Cyclists who ride on the pavement. **** off. Today was the last time I step into the road for one of you ****s, next time you're getting shoved into the road, even if, no, especially if a bus is coming. Also (this time from a motorist's point of view), get off the main roads as well. I don't pay massive amounts of road tax and fuel duty to spend a chunk of a journey staring up some tax-dodging, lentil-muncher's lycra clad anus. If it's too far to walk, learn to ****ing drive. If it's walking distance, ****ing walk you lazy piece of ****. And the same goes for ****ing horses as well, the angry little dwarfs riding them, and the ****s who slow down when they approach a horse so they don't scare the ****er. Horses aren't road-worthy. If I took my motor to the MOT test centre and it crapped all in the inspection pit and then went batshit skittish when someone touched the horn, it wouldn't ****ing pass.
Thankyou thieving kernts for breaking into my car tonight (among 5 other cars in the car park), shame you couldn't find the hidden compartment with valuables in you thick ****s. I now have forensics coming tomorrow to scan for any prints and the like, means I'll be put on that national database too I think as I have to have mine taken to eliminate from the scene which freaks me out a little (not that I'll ever do anything, just scary they'll have that data)!
F***ing Bouncers of Ritzy's, you p***ks! I just finished my first year of Uni, I was getting of with this girl I liked and you f***ing throw me out the club for being too drunk at 1.40am?!?! Thank you soooo f***ing much you bunch f***ing backward s***heads! Yeah I was fairly drunk but there was loads of people in there way worse than me! I just finished uni for f***sake course I'm going to be drunk! like a lot of people in there I was f***ing celebrating! And you ruined it by picking on me. If I could walk, stand up straight and shag her! I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GOOD TO STAY IN YOUR SH** CLUB! Then you ban me for trying too get back in?!?! WTF! People get in fights in there who don't get banned! Your all a bunch of idiots who become bouncers so you get paid to bully people and you do it to make you feel better about yourselfs and your s*** lives!
I ****ing hate browsing websites like this -> http://number9.spreadshirt.co.uk/ for fan t-shirts only to find Carroll shirts everywhere
It's Sunday and Ivé just had a ****ing double glazing salesman at the door. I have double glazing you ****ing pricks. Are you ****ing blind!
Tash, **** you! I ended up having no computer for two ****ing weeks, thanks to your little ****ing prick-of-an-idea of putting malware up, you mong. The only reason I'm not spitting in fury is because I thought it would be $60 at first. If it wasn't for me being half ****ing decent with computers I'd be ****ed. **** you!
Virgin Media and/or the postal service!!! The other day we get a letter through, from Virgin Media, stating how they're charging us a late payment fee of ã10. No biggy. Confusing as to why we were getting a late payment charge though... The following day (or, morning really... 3 in the morning to be precise.. so like, the day after the following day I suppose), our internet and tv goes tits up, much to our surprise! We hadn't had our bill through, so therefore couldn't have had it cut off due to not paying? The following day, we receive a BILL from virgin media. This was on the 18th May. With the bill dated 3rd May. For ã122, when our bill is normally ã36. 4 times the ****ing amount??? They even had a cheek to add on a ã38 service charge! Service charge?? WHAT SERVICE? I'd hardly call flicking a switch to turn our internet off a 'service'!! So someone, somewhere, whether at Virgin itself or someone at the postal service, has ****ed up and delivered our bill 2 weeks late, resulting in us being ****ing cut off BEFORE we even get the bill! Which is then 4 times the amount it should be! We proceed to ring up but it's the usual stupid machine woman and a **** load of waiting. AND, why would Virgin bother cutting us off only 2 weeks after the bill was dated? It's stated in our contract we have 4 weeks to pay before getting cut off. Someone's ****ed up somewhere, and no ****ing way am I paying 4 times the amount I should be paying AND a late fee which we shouldn't have received in the first place!! And you just know that 3 measly students aren't going to win against Virgin, and somewhere down the line, at some point, they'll make us pay the full bill, and we'll be forced to!! ARGH Next year, I'm going freeview!!!
Acid Hippo, in case you didn't know, when you leave Virgin Media they want their stuff back or it costs you ã250. Just a heads up for you!
We had ****loads of trouble last year with Virgin, I feel your pain. So far with Sky I haven't had many problems although it is more expensive for what you get.
Blimey! Thanks for letting me know, I was just gonna nick the box and run with it, but not for 250 quid! Money robbing gits.
Virgin ALWAYS charge us more than we should be paying. It's not even a decent package either. Luckily we've just bought a TV that has freeview built into it, so I found the aerial cable from the roof and we're using that. Internet still isn't back on though, we've not got it sorted out, no way am I paying that bill. I'm back home at my parents house at the minute though, hence the internet usage right now.... Moving house though in the summer so think we're gonna **** Virgin off and just use freeview and go with someone else just for the internet.
