Off Topic The Golfing Thread

[Tel (they/them)]

So who has done a hole in one thing. And did you win Bullys star prize?

I've got a hole in one before, on Junk Yard Golf in town, you can get pissed whilst batting the ball around through old tumble dryers and bath tubs.

 

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Don't let the 67 put you off. It's a very very good course and not that easy. Particularly as it's a public course and relaltively cheap... £20 mid week and the greens are amazing (usually). I haven't swung a golf club since December but am due to book for next Tuesday morning.

course is in good nick at the minute, the 17th might be open as well??
Greens are getting good now as well, just need to do the bunkers and it will be sorted.
Playing there sat and sunday

 

[Billy Death]

Hardest individual sport... hmmm

Not on a physical level, certainly, but with the skill required, what's the other contenders?

Snooker, anybody who's played that knows it's not easy.

Tennis, physically and mentally demanding.

Boxing... well boxing wins then.

I once went up the driving range with a mate.
We belted about 150 balls out there & my arms, shoulders & neck were sore as **** the next day.

 

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Why do golfers feel the need to wear the sackless, checky ****ing pants - them ****ing half mast ones?
I mean, ffs, do they realise how ****ing ridiculous they look?
It looks like something they've grown out of.
I can't work out if they're short longuns or long shortuns.

Plus, it's a sport for posh, rich bastards.
Oh aye, boring as **** as well.

my mate has them things, plus fours. he wears them in big comps or when we go to private courses

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I once went up the driving range with a mate.
We belted about 150 balls out there & my arms, shoulders & neck were sore as **** the next day.

You should have used the bats they give you instead of your belt mate, you know for next time.

 

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So who has done a hole in one thing. And did you win Bullys star prize?

not me, went on a short par 3 course with the wife and she got a hole in one from about 140 yards, spawny cow even miss hit her tee shot

 

[Billy Death]

seen that on you tube, think if you are going to play that course you have to play that hole, would not like to be hit on the head with a golf ball from that height.

Some **** nearly killed my dog one time.
Twat was practicing on the school football field & it came over the fence & hit her on the head.
****er.

 

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Is this now a thread where we can **** over Comms head with golfing terminology?

i think so, lets talk about shanks, fades, draws and duck hooks, that will really baffle the fella
After that we can go onto nipple lickers and saddams

 

[Commachio]

Im down with the cool kids. I read qwops link to golf term things.

Birdie or bird as it was originally known is a daft yank term. Same as eagle. But not albatross thats english.

Its cool to be hip.

 

[farnboromackem]

Im down with the cool kids. I read qwops link to golf term things.

Birdie or bird as it was originally known is a daft yank term. Same as eagle. But not albatross thats english

Its cool to be hip.

Yeah the yanks call it a double eagle. ...

 

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Pmsl at this thread funny as f**k

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Golf Fact:

Last year Tiger Woods earned $600,000 in Golf prize money and $50,000,000 in money from endorsements.

 

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So who's got the best bats?

i play with mizuno irons and Cobra woods, would cost me about £900 to replace them.
Lot better kit out there but i play with what i am comfortable with and can afford.

 

[Billy Death]

Golf Fact:

Last year Tiger Woods earned $600,000 in Golf prize money and $50,000,000 in money from endorsements.

And that was for being ****.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

i play with mizuno irons and Cobra Woods, would cost me about £900 to replace them.
Lot better kit out there but i play with what i am comfortable with and can afford.

Is that Tiger's cousin?

 

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Is this now a thread where we can **** over Comms head with golfing terminology?

thought i had re0lied to this one.
we can really **** with com when we talk about draws, fades, hooks, duck hooks and shanks.
Just when he has mastered them we can go onto nipple lickers and Saddams

 

[Tel (they/them)]

And that was for being ****.

Absolutely ****, I'd have probably won more than that.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

thought i had re0lied to this one.
we can really **** with com when we talk about draws, fades, hooks, duck hooks and shanks.
Just when he has mastered them we can go onto nipple lickers and Saddams

Can we just go straight to nipple lickers please?

 

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Absolutely ****, I'd have probably won more than that.

wish i had, got £200 saved up in the 2's club from my winnings.

 

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Can we just go straight to nipple lickers please?

its a shot from around the green that opens the hole up for an easy put