Wtf is saddams? Is it where you are git **** so shoot everybody to make sure you win? Draws and nipple lickers bit sounds canny. Siunds like a reet pervs game. Now i'll have to gan out and buy some stick things.
Learned a bit about golf today - I thought a handicap meant that if you were good you had to play with one hand behind your back. Learn something every day
Im an expert on golf now. Ive learned its a game for reet pervs. All they talk about is birds, draws and licking nipples. Oh and trying to get their balls into some hole. Think i like this game now.
Plus if you get really ****ing good at it, you get to shag 500 birds and get paid $50m for it. What's not to like? I'm off to get my ****ing glove out and practice my swing.
And the players are not very clean if you go to the bogs in a golf club they have signs up telling the golfers not to wash their balls in the sink - dirty f**ers
Don't forget slope ratings! I'm decent, around 9 these days, but getting nee practice so chances of hitting below my youth rate are dwindling. Only the one hole in one, 6 iron on a 165 metre par 3: The 8th at Beroun, just outside Prague. http://www.golfberoun.cz. Canny ****ing shot, like!! Course had only been open a year and I nailed the first hole in 1. ****ers wouldn't mount my ball though, despite player witnessing the shot who'd signed my card, coz it wasn't a competition. Got fobbed off with a Lacoste polo instead, twats. I've got a new set for the first time in 10yr, so naturally my game has gone to double-****: Cobra CB/MBs 3-9, Titleist wedges and older Ping I-20 driver. Will decide on which 2-iron utility to take when the cobra one is avail to test. It's either that or the Titleist. A season to consolidate, push my hcap up, then get on the competition trail. Boring ****, I knarrrr.
Crumble, you should organize a 606 golf tournament mate it would be ****ing awesome. I would bring my 16 handicap to that party.
Not a bad idea!! I Know it's far away but the golf club I was a member of in Oxford (Studley Wood) was amazing and the greens were some of the best of ever played. Well worth a play regardless.
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