Off Topic The Golfing Thread

I've got a hole in one before, on Junk Yard Golf in town, you can get pissed whilst batting the ball around through old tumble dryers and bath tubs.

 

course is in good nick at the minute, the 17th might be open as well??
Greens are getting good now as well, just need to do the bunkers and it will be sorted.
Playing there sat and sunday

 

I once went up the driving range with a mate.
We belted about 150 balls out there & my arms, shoulders & neck were sore as **** the next day.

 

my mate has them things, plus fours. he wears them in big comps or when we go to private courses

 

You should have used the bats they give you instead of your belt mate, you know for next time.

 

not me, went on a short par 3 course with the wife and she got a hole in one from about 140 yards, spawny cow even miss hit her tee shot

 

Some **** nearly killed my dog one time.
Twat was practicing on the school football field & it came over the fence & hit her on the head.
****er.

 

i think so, lets talk about shanks, fades, draws and duck hooks, that will really baffle the fella
After that we can go onto nipple lickers and saddams

 

Im down with the cool kids. I read qwops link to golf term things.

Birdie or bird as it was originally known is a daft yank term. Same as eagle. But not albatross thats english.

Its cool to be hip.

 

Yeah the yanks call it a double eagle. ...

 

Pmsl at this thread funny as f**k

 

Golf Fact:

Last year Tiger Woods earned $600,000 in Golf prize money and $50,000,000 in money from endorsements.

 

i play with mizuno irons and Cobra woods, would cost me about £900 to replace them.
Lot better kit out there but i play with what i am comfortable with and can afford.

 

And that was for being ****.

 

Is that Tiger's cousin?

 

thought i had re0lied to this one.
we can really **** with com when we talk about draws, fades, hooks, duck hooks and shanks.
Just when he has mastered them we can go onto nipple lickers and Saddams

 

Absolutely ****, I'd have probably won more than that.

 

Can we just go straight to nipple lickers please?

 

wish i had, got £200 saved up in the 2's club from my winnings.

 

its a shot from around the green that opens the hole up for an easy put