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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Milliband made an absolute **** of himself last night. "Let me tell you" this, "let me tell you" that, in that ridiculous nasal drone.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 1, 2015
  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Beep, Beep, Beep. The sound of Milliband backing himself into a corner
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 1, 2015
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  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Ok. Unionists and SNP yes voters are one and the same.

    Racist ****s.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Jip's view on the others:

    Cameron - brilliant actor.
    Clegg - posh used car salesman.
    Farage - opportunistic chancer.
    Sturgeon - rabid terrier.
    Plide Cumrie bird - ah wid.
    Green bird - ah widnae.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 1, 2015
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    cringeworthy stuff.

    you can tell he's been learning his lines.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 1, 2015

  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    God save our gracious Queen
    Long live our noble Queen
    God save the Queen
    Send her victorious
    Happy and glorious
    Long to reign over us
    God save the Queen


    Nationalism. It's brilliant when the hordes of ****brox sing it.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 1, 2015
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    People who sing that are not Nationalists, just Morons.
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 1, 2015
  9. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Whereas singing IRA songs is fine.

    Not that you would know. You have never been to Legoland.
     
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    ERINBLACK, May 1, 2015
  10. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Agree with that - and in a line of life where being patronising seems to be a pre requisite he is raising the bar to stratospheric proportions. Although Cameron's not much better. I listen to them and feel like a truculent schoolboy being admonished by his history teacher. It wouldn't surpise me if one fo them turned round next week and said "vote for me or you'll get 1000 lines". ****ing ferret fellaters.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Yes, singing IRA songs is fine.

    Legoland? Is that not for kids? Is that where you hang out?
     
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  12. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No and no.

    Now toddle off sonny.
     
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    ERINBLACK, May 1, 2015
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're a creepy auld bastard and no one cares what you think.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They all do. But Mr Ed's advisers and spin doctors have clearly lost the plot.

    "I know how to get Scotland to vote Labour! Threaten them with Tory rule! Them jocks don't like Tories!"
    "Brilliant!"
    "Now, if only there was an ugly midden in charge of the SNP. That would really seal the deal!"
    "There is, Ed"
    "Oh. How come we're still getting routed in Scotland?"
    "Because yer a cock, Ed"
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    And you are a fat racist **** who everyone laughs at.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    kudos for the avatar, Donny <laugh>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I care about what the creepy auld bastard thinks.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Creepy auld child molester.
     
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  19. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Thank you.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're the creepy auld bastard's protege.
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So do I
     
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