The General Election Countdown Thread

Beep, Beep, Beep. The sound of Milliband backing himself into a corner

 

Ok. Unionists and SNP yes voters are one and the same.

Racist ****s.

 

cringeworthy stuff.

you can tell he's been learning his lines.

 

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen


Nationalism. It's brilliant when the hordes of ****brox sing it.

 

People who sing that are not Nationalists, just Morons.

 

Whereas singing IRA songs is fine.

Not that you would know. You have never been to Legoland.

 

Agree with that - and in a line of life where being patronising seems to be a pre requisite he is raising the bar to stratospheric proportions. Although Cameron's not much better. I listen to them and feel like a truculent schoolboy being admonished by his history teacher. It wouldn't surpise me if one fo them turned round next week and said "vote for me or you'll get 1000 lines". ****ing ferret fellaters.

 

Yes, singing IRA songs is fine.

Legoland? Is that not for kids? Is that where you hang out?

 

No and no.

Now toddle off sonny.

 

You're a creepy auld bastard and no one cares what you think.

 

They all do. But Mr Ed's advisers and spin doctors have clearly lost the plot.

"I know how to get Scotland to vote Labour! Threaten them with Tory rule! Them jocks don't like Tories!"
"Brilliant!"
"Now, if only there was an ugly midden in charge of the SNP. That would really seal the deal!"
"There is, Ed"
"Oh. How come we're still getting routed in Scotland?"
"Because yer a cock, Ed"

 

And you are a fat racist **** who everyone laughs at.

 

kudos for the avatar, Donny

 

I care about what the creepy auld bastard thinks.

 

^^^

Creepy auld child molester.

 

Thank you.

 

You're the creepy auld bastard's protege.

 

So do I