What a backward country this is where the National Anthem is a song wishing the Head of State a long life. **** me sideways, even the tuppeny halfpenny African banana republics don't go that far.
Well, since one day I too shall be a creepy auld bastard I need to pick up hints and tips about how I should behave.
It's great being a creepy old bastard, the look of disgust on you women's faces when I leer at them is priceless. please log in to view this image
Never served the Queen, she has Butlers and Maids for that sort of thing and there's no such thing as an "Innocent" Taig. When I shot at one and he ran he was a Taig, if he stood still he was a well disciplined Taig.
The British invented it ya dumbass. Although it was swords, longbows, and big pointy sticks at the time.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/freudian-slip-pms-career-defining-mix-110302789.html?vp=1#Fmhh2yd Brilliant.