You're the creepy auld bastard's protege.
What a backward country this is where the National Anthem is a song wishing the Head of State a long life. **** me sideways, even the tuppeny halfpenny African banana republics don't go that far.
patronising cock.
and hypocritical. this plonker served Queen and Country and killed innocent taigs.
Never served the Queen, she has Butlers and Maids for that sort of thing and there's no such thing as an "Innocent" Taig. When I shot at one and he ran he was a Taig, if he stood still he was a well disciplined Taig.

Well, since one day I too shall be a creepy auld bastard I need to pick up hints and tips about how I should behave.

Shoot first. No questions required later.
And you picked ER as your Master?
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And you picked ER as your Master?
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Well, if it's good enough for the Yanks.
Shoot first. No questions required later.
How do you wink at an Irishman?
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