The General Election Countdown Thread

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  • Conservatives

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  • Lib Dem

  • SNP

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Dan Starkey said:
It doesn't though does it? My Grandad wanted to join the national union of mineworkers and was told bus conductors were not allowed in. My dad wanted to join the mothers Union and was told that men were not permitted.

I've always been more attracted to onanism if I'm honest.
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God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen


Nationalism. It's brilliant when the hordes of ****brox sing it.
 
Tina - Aged 47 said:
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen


Nationalism. It's brilliant when the hordes of ****brox sing it.
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Whereas singing IRA songs is fine.

Not that you would know. You have never been to Legoland.
 
Jesus Christ said:
cringeworthy stuff.

you can tell he's been learning his lines.
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Agree with that - and in a line of life where being patronising seems to be a pre requisite he is raising the bar to stratospheric proportions. Although Cameron's not much better. I listen to them and feel like a truculent schoolboy being admonished by his history teacher. It wouldn't surpise me if one fo them turned round next week and said "vote for me or you'll get 1000 lines". ****ing ferret fellaters.
 
Jesus Christ said:
cringeworthy stuff.

you can tell he's been learning his lines.
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They all do. But Mr Ed's advisers and spin doctors have clearly lost the plot.

"I know how to get Scotland to vote Labour! Threaten them with Tory rule! Them jocks don't like Tories!"
"Brilliant!"
"Now, if only there was an ugly midden in charge of the SNP. That would really seal the deal!"
"There is, Ed"
"Oh. How come we're still getting routed in Scotland?"
"Because yer a cock, Ed"
 
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