The General Election Countdown Thread

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Allow the north of England to secede from the UK & join Scotland

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A tenth of a percentage point

So in essence, Jip's belly.

 

[Null]

We'll secede Lanarkshire (north & South) to Wales.

With their sheep shagging and your sister shagging it's only a matter of time before Wales has its own breed of super mutants.

Cool - gies a heads up and I'll make sure my maw moves out of Viewpark.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

^^^^

Check out the two huns beelin' tae ****

 

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^^^^

Check out the two huns beelin' tae ****

 

[gas]

The election is over time to move on people........time to move on.....

****s

 

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^^^^

Check out the two huns beelin' tae ****

 

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Just signed up to the Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party.

Part of the deal is that you get either;

• a) A pair of Ruth Davidson's "fragranced" knickers.
• b) The left cup of a bra worn by Annabel Goldie.

I've went with Option A

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

someone just whastapped me a vid of a thalidomide **** ****ing with a coathanger

 

[DevAdvocate]

Freedom for Tooting

 

[The Raging Oxter]

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[DevAdvocate]

Dev for PM of this new Northern Powerhouse. You know it makes sense.

 

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Do we leave Ireland with the English ?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

can't believe you're running with this Donnie ffs

 

[The Raging Oxter]

can't believe you're running with this Donnie ffs

 

[DevAdvocate]

My Manifesto:

Free Hash for all Taxpayers
2 Day working week (except for the Unemployed who will be cleaning the streets 5 days a week)

 

[ERINBLACK]

So there were more votes for parties other the SNP in Scotland.

PR is essential for real democracy.

 

[DevAdvocate]

So there were more votes for parties other the SNP in Scotland.

PR is essential for real democracy.

PR is essential for making UKIP a force in Politics, which is a very good reason for not having it.

 

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someone just whastapped me a vid of a thalidomide **** ****ing with a coathanger

Upload it then you insufferable fox hunting toff.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Upload it then you insufferable fox hunting toff.

I'm getting an error, squire

Blame mick

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Basically an article from the German press about how the SNP and their cyberNat minions are labelling anyone who doesn't agree with them as treacherous and quislings and that the SNP speak for all 'true' Scots.

It's worrying times.

The second hand account as told by some kaiser that happens to have a jock wife with a Charlies Kennedy fetish.