Just signed up to the Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party. Part of the deal is that you get either; a) A pair of Ruth Davidson's "fragranced" knickers. b) The left cup of a bra worn by Annabel Goldie. I've went with Option A
My Manifesto: Free Hash for all Taxpayers 2 Day working week (except for the Unemployed who will be cleaning the streets 5 days a week)
The second hand account as told by some kaiser that happens to have a jock wife with a Charlies Kennedy fetish.