Match Day Thread The (Everlasting) South Coast Derby Tuesday 24/09/19 KO 7:45pm

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There once was a man, who came from Thornhill,
The Saints were playing, but he was felling quite ill,
With Danny and Cedric,
And Nathan, his medic,
He learned the best tonic, was always Four - Nil
 
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There once was a man, who was given a clue,
They think they play football, but they haven’t a clue
So scratching his head,
He rose from his bed,
He drove down to Fratton, and found it was true.
 
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There once was a man, who was given a clue,
They think they play football, but they haven’t a clue
So scratching his head,
He rose from his bed,
He drove down to Fratton, and found it was true.
Brilliant!

Nice iambic tetrameter too!